Those Years of Staying Mentally Stable at Fukurodani

Also known as The Ultimate Wage Slave King RPG You've bound yourself to a job system. You need to earn money by selling specific items and completing missions, and get superpower trial cards and item cards. [You fished a handsome man who had fallen into the river out of the water. He invites you to die with him. You decide: A: Hit him. B: Try to sell him 100 Ways to Cook Mackerel. C: Go get your marriage certificate together.] You take his hand. "Want to get married?" Dazai, who turns out to be even more frivolous than you: ? [You come across a beautiful boy sitting on a bench, his eyes brimming with tears as he curses, "I hate Tobio-chan." You decide: A: Ask if he wants to buy some tea leaves from your grandpa. B: Tell him, "My house is pretty big." C: An obtuse angle.] You walk over, pat the beautiful boy on the shoulder, and say, "An obtuse angle." Oikawa, unable to follow your train of thought: ? [You see a pink-haired boy surrounded by a group of strange creatures. You decide: A: Sell the "Your girlfriend cried when she got it" gift set. B: Shout, "Sorry, Your Highness, I'm late!" C: Record a video and sell it online.] You take out a gift box and hand it to the white-haired man standing nearby. "Hey, weird, perverted, white-haired, blindfolded old man who hits on people. Don't know what to get your partner for Valentine's Day? I recommend this gift set. Your girlfriend will cry when she gets it." The 5t5 watching the show: ? [You appear at a crime scene with a bloodied knife in your hand. You decide: A: Ask the police if they want to see something cool. B: Throw away the knife and shout, "I'm giving up my humanity!" C: Sell the knife in your hand to a random passerby.] You randomly pick a passerby. "Hello. Newly purchased dagger, used once, 95% new, price negotiable. Interested?" Conan, the target of your sales pitch: ? You mysteriously appear in all kinds of dangerous or strange situations, selling all kinds of weird items to all kinds of people, and soon your legend spreads through the world. I'll make all the money in the world. The Ultimate Wage Slave King makes his entrance! * Second-person narration * Mainly Haikyuu!! The heroine is a native of the crossover world, an ordinary person and the comic relief. * A simple, brainless, illogical comedy. Mainly some lighthearted, warm, healing everyday moments (probably). * Updates daily at 6 p.m. Other times are for proofreading. Next up is an alternate story, The Years When I Was Mentally Stable at Aoba Johsai. Please add it to your favorites! You've bound yourself to a System that lets you earn superpower trial cards and item cards by selling certain items and completing missions. So you decide to slack off, go crazy, and let loose, starting with transferring into Class 1 of Aoba Johsai High School's second year. [You run into Aoba Johsai's volleyball team captain and setter in the hallway. He says his chest feels uncomfortable. You decide: A: Give him a little present. B: Comfort him. C: Sell him pain-relief patches that work anywhere.] You push through the crowd. With Iwaizumi and Oikawa watching, you put a hand on Oikawa's chest and give it a squeeze. Then you rub your chin. "Feels pretty nice, huh? Don't worry." Oikawa and Iwaizumi: Their pupils tremble with shock. [At the Interhigh finals, you accidentally wander onto a tennis court and run into your middle-school senpai. You decide: A: Demand to know why he's turned into an old man. B: Show him real murder-tennis. C: Sell him hydrating face masks.] You snatch the other guy's tennis racket and roar as you spin around 720 degrees. Byodoin, who only wanted to ask how you'd been: "..." The golden-haired fox who was just passing by and accidentally got hit: "Ow! Watch where you're swinging that! A setter's arms are precious!" You look at the golden-haired fox. "You? A setter?" "Got a problem with that?!" You give him a thumbs-up, then turn it upside down and thrust it down as he beams with pride. "Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh." "Damn it!!" [You see a yokai following your cousin. You decide: A: Perform an exorcism. B: Give the yokai a beating. C: Sell it an underwear garment worn by a virtuous high monk.] You hold up the bright red underwear and circle the yokai. "Yokai, go! Yokai, go! Yokai, go away in every direction! Go as far as the eye can see!" Everyone in the room is stunned. But it seems nobody else can see the yokai. Your mother slaps her thigh. "Only Chizuru can see it! Chizuru is the chosen one!" Your father suddenly understands. "I knew it! Oh my God, the Hasegawa family has made it!" Your celebrity older sister dances around you. "What's up, besties? Double tap for 666!" Toko pats the shoulder of the boy lost in thought. "Natsume, don't worry. Your aunt's family... is just a little eccentric. They don't mean any harm." "Right..." Yokai: Who gets it, fam?! My friend Xie Pan's ongoing novel: * Infinite-flow danmei: The Infinite-Flow Boss Just Wants to Slack Off A clever, capable, troublemaking, slightly roguish challenger gong vs. a silver-haired beauty boss shou who slacks off all day, does nothing, and doesn't understand love. Theme: Sincere feelings shine like diamonds!