But Refining Elixirs Cannot Save the World!

In his previous life, Li Mubai was a rare genius in alchemy. He devoted himself to alchemy for more than ten years. He thought he was a master of alchemy who came down from the mountain and was respected by thousands of people. Unexpectedly, he met an even rarer talent of ten thousand years. What kind of alchemy does Li Mubai mean when he returns to another life? Long live my dream, no one can stop me from becoming a handsome swordsman! ​— Han Tingyun, the great elder of the first sect, waited for more than three hundred years and finally met a genius disciple who suited his liking. However, this genius was rebellious and wanted to learn swordsmanship. Han Tingyun was so worried that he thought about how to turn this person into a direct disciple every day. Round 1: Draw a pie for him Han Tingyun: "My future beloved disciple, if you worship me as your teacher, my teacher will practice the supreme elixir for you every day. You can become an immortal just by lying down." Li Mubai shook his head and said firmly: "The pill is too bitter. I don't like taking medicine." Han Tingyun:... Can I add a pound of sugar to it? "After I pass away, everything will be given to you. The supreme immortal magic, heavenly materials and earthly treasures that people in the world pursue, and countless money will belong to you, the only disciple." Li Mubai thought for a moment: "According to your realm, you can live for thousands more years. Isn't it a bit early to say this?" Han Tingyun: I died on the spot and let you inherit? Round 2: Continuous induction, what's wrong with alchemy practice? There must be some kind of psychological shadow! Han Tingyun: "My good disciple, what's wrong with the alchemy cultivator? The sword cultivator gets up every day before the sun comes out to practice swordsmanship. How hard it is." Li Mubai stared at him: "But the heroes in the storybook are all swordsmen in fluttering white clothes." Han Tingyun looked at Dan Xiu's blue robe and took a deep breath: "Dan Xiu will also wear white robes from now on." The alchemy cultivator disciple next to him was confused: "Elder, didn't you say that the white robes worn by the sword cultivator disciples look very poor?" Han Tingyun gritted his teeth and said, "Change it for me," Round 3: Starting from the benefits of alchemy Han Tingyun held the thousand benefits of alchemy compiled last night and followed the instructions carefully. Li Mubai, who listened carefully, remained silent for a while: "But refining elixirs can't save the world." Han Tingyun... It is not a regular article about fighting monsters, upgrading and cultivating immortals. It mainly writes about the pure friendship of several teenagers. —————— The new book "Old Gouyu Cat", please collect it! Xu Gou, nicknamed Lao Gou, is male and single. His monthly salary is 5,000 yuan, of which 2,000 yuan goes to the landlord. He orders 3,000 yuan for takeout and uses the rest to buy some cheap cat food and feed it to stray cats. However, he has never wanted to adopt him, for no other reason than he cannot afford to raise them. The first ability is poverty, the second ability is to understand cat language, and the last ability he wants to have is to understand cat language, for no other reason. This second ability makes him even poorer. If it weren't for the group of stray cats meowing in his ears every day and crying about hunger, he could use the remaining money to buy a few cups of milk tea! On this day, Lao Gou was swinging his flip-flops as usual and carrying the plastic bag of cat food - he didn't want to bother pouring it back and forth, but if he carried the whole bag of cat food, he would have to buy it again in two days. Being poor, saving money is not shabby! While I was pouring food for the cat owner, I heard the conversation between the two cats on the opposite side meowing. Lao Gou pricked up his ears and listened. Did the cheater a few days ago get results? ——Meow Meow Meow "Report to the general, the neighborhood next door has been occupied by our troops!" Oops, Lao Gou squinted and peeked, is this skinny black cat still a general? ——Meow Meow Meow "You have done a very good job. When we occupy the earth, you will all be the biggest contributors!" Lao Gou's body froze, and the fantasy of nodding and bending automatically appeared in his mind: Taijun, it's not good to be too big! Cats are really going to take over the earth! ——Meow Meow Meow "When humans surrender under our feet! We will enslave them! We won't let them go to work and stay at home every day..." Xu Gou could no longer hear the conversation that followed. All that was left in his mind was the voice of not letting them go to work. He picked up the long knife and gave Taijun a blow with his backhand. I'm sorry to Taijun, they really gave me too much! Ever since, the Earth traitor Xu Gou welcomed his first cat into his family. His name is Xu Youzhi and his nickname is Hei Tan. As the name suggests, the cat is as black as carbon and has great ambitions! Purpose: Teenagers' dreams and growth