Lao Gou Yu Cat

Xu Gou, nicknamed Lao Gou, is male and single, with a monthly salary of 3,500, 2,000 for takeaways, 1,000 for water and electricity to recharge, games and miscellaneous things, and the rest to buy some cheap cat food and feed it to stray cats, but he has never wanted to adopt one, for no other reason than he can't afford it. The first ability is poverty, the second ability is to understand cat language, and the last ability he wants to have is to understand cat language, for no other reason. This second ability makes him even poorer. If it weren't for the group of stray cats meowing in his ears every day and crying about hunger, he could use the remaining money to buy a few cups of milk tea! On this day, Lao Gou was swinging his flip-flops as usual and carrying the plastic bag of cat food - he didn't want to bother pouring it back and forth, but if he carried the whole bag of cat food, he would have to buy it again in two days. Being poor, saving money is not shabby! While I was pouring food for the cat owner, I heard the conversation between the two cats on the opposite side meowing. Lao Gou pricked up his ears and listened. Did the cheater a few days ago get results? ——Meow Meow Meow "Report to the general, the neighborhood next door has been occupied by our troops!" Oops, Lao Gou squinted and peeked, is this skinny black cat still a general? ——Meow Meow Meow "You have done a very good job. When we occupy the earth, you will all be the biggest contributors!" Lao Gou's body froze, and the fantasy of nodding and bending automatically appeared in his mind: Taijun, it's not good to be too big! Cats are really going to take over the earth! ——Meow Meow Meow "When humans surrender under our feet! We will enslave them! We won't let them go to work and stay at home every day..." Xu Gou could no longer hear the conversation that followed. All that was left in his mind was the voice of not letting them go to work. He held up his long knife and gave Taijun a blow with his backhand. I'm sorry for Taijun, they gave me too much! Ever since, Xu Gou, a traitor to the earth, welcomed his first cat into his family. His name is Xu Youzhi, and his nickname is Hei Tan. As the name suggests, the cat is as black as carbon and has great ambitions! Ps: Occasionally mourning is not a cool novel. The male protagonist is just a loser who doesn't want to work hard. [Updated according to chance, updated according to the list, the author is also a waste who doesn't want to work hard] Intention: Be positive and live hard