Also known as: The Beasts on My Survival Livestream Were So Scared They Stopped Letting Me Eat Them and The Shows I Bankrupted by Eating Everything
Wuyou, the ancestor of the Tianji Sect, finally gets to eat the dragon tendon she'd been craving for centuries. But when she opens her eyes the next day, she finds herself universally despised.
The original owner managed to make herself completely alone. Her scumbag dad wants nothing to do with her, her scumbag mom disowns her, and the neighbors roll their eyes whenever they see her. After calmly finishing her last bottle of nutritional supplement, Wuyou heads to this season's survival livestream on a barren planet.
Aren't adorable mutant plants and plump star beasts enough to get excited about? Why put up with all this abuse?
The barren planet is crawling with man-eating star beasts and mutant plants.
The livestream contestants aren't allowed to bring any weapons, so they'll have to survive with their bare hands.
The neighbors and her awful parents: Tsk! Is she trying to get herself killed?
But other people are other people. The ancestor is the ancestor.
While others are chased by thorny boars until they're terrified out of their minds and nearly run their legs off, Wuyou and her lackeys gleefully beat one to the ground with homemade weapons, then happily light a fire and start cooking!
While others, starving for days, find a nest of wild chicken eggs and eat them raw, Wuyou catches two bears and excitedly starts preparing eighteen different bear-paw dishes!
While others tremble with fear, find a cave, and hide inside to make it through the night, Wuyou gets a craving for honey-glazed wings and storms into the territory of a level-five star beast, the giant-winged bird, with only a turtle for company.
Wuyou: Hehe! Here I come, honey-glazed wings!
The level-six star beast, the giant-winged bird, buries its head under its wing. No, you, you stay away from me!! Help! Can anyone save this poor bird?
The mutated black-tailed bee forces a smile: What did I ever do to deserve this? :)
Mid-show question:
How do you like survival on the barren planet?
Contestant No. 1, swollen like a pig and still covered in thorns that haven't been pulled out, cries: Boohoo! I'm never coming back! I never want to see another thorny boar again. Keep the prize money! I'll give you ten times the amount, no, a hundred times, just please get me out of here!
Contestant No. 2, nothing but skin and bones, shakes like a leaf. I, I just want to get out of here and have a proper feast. Do you know I nearly became a cloud-horned snake's dinner in my sleep last night?
Contestant No. 3: No comment! You've seen it for yourself, haven't you? Just let me catch a quick nap during these ten minutes.
Only Wuyou, who had been worried that the barren planet might not have enough spiritual energy for her to cultivate, says:
This survival livestream is amazing, like it was made just for me. The star beasts and mutant plants are packed with energy. All I have to do is eat! And I can even improve my cultivation!
The organizers: ???
Don't we deserve a little respect?
1. The heroine is a foodie who often ignores common sense when there's food involved!
2. The male lead doesn't get much page time early on.
3. This is a livestream story, so there will be live comments. If that's not your thing, proceed with caution! (Runs away wearing a pot lid as a helmet.jpg)
4. Finally, please add it to your favorites! Please! (Dog-head.jpg)
The blurb was screenshotted and posted on Weibo on December 2, 2021.
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Theme: There's nothing a meal can't solve. If one meal isn't enough, then make it two!
