HP: N Ways to Kidnap a Snake

What should V do after encountering an alien snake? What if the snake's goal is to abduct Nagini? And what if, aside from having a few screws loose and a slightly offbeat personality, the snake is otherwise wonderful, powerful, and incredibly useful? What then? Should V abduct it, or be abducted by it...? The future hasn't been decided yet. P.S. Mo: While writing, I suddenly really wanted to fall in love with Evan. V immediately hit me with the Avada Kedavra curse. P.P.S. This person is dead. If you see them around, it's a haunting. P.P.P.S. I come back as a ghost every N days. This includes, but is not limited to, updates, revisions, fake updates, announcements, and leave notices... N is greater than or equal to 2 or 3 or 4 or 5... Final P.S.: Actually, Mo promised V that this story would definitely be shounen-ai, so V graciously turned me into an Inferius to haunt this place... So no matter how many times the token comic-relief character Mo dies in the story, please ignore it... Keep it low-key... drifting away... Theme: