I Tell Fortunes to NPCs in a Game

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Yu Wenjin, known as a blight on RPG games, entered the new game Swordsman, full of confidence and ready to make a big (mess) (of) (the) (place).

But she never expected to get stuck in the beginner village for half a month... (lights a cigarette with a weathered look.jpg)

Just then, Yu Wenjin discovered that the NPCs in Swordsman all had self-awareness.

The NPCs believed they were the native inhabitants of the game world, while players were strange beings who had appeared in their world for no reason.

Hiss... If she got on the NPCs' good side, wouldn't she be able to do whatever she wanted in the game world?

And so...

The NPC who showed her the ropes easily gave her the city-pass token she'd been unable to get for half a month.

A beautiful NPC she met outside the city made her the only assassin on the entire server with a single move.

She casually quoted a line from the official game lore, and the dungeon boss took her for a half-immortal and offered her rare equipment.

In the beginner dungeon, Yu Wenjin also acquired fortune-telling equipment and became the only diviner in Swordsman, a true half-immortal in name and deed.

From then on, NPCs of every kind came knocking, bringing hidden quests, hidden dungeons, item recipes, crafting diagrams, and clues to rare materials. All they wanted was for Yu Wenjin to read their fortunes.

But after becoming a diviner, Yu Wenjin's fate became tightly bound to that of the protagonists in the game's story.

To stay alive, Yu Wenjin, who had never liked following the story and was obsessed with PvP, had no choice but to follow the protagonists through the main quest.

But then...

[Congratulations to players Jinse and Nianhua on becoming husband and wife]

What the hell is this top-ranked big shot doing here out of nowhere?!

Yu Wenjin and Hao Qiancheng: ??? Are you messing with us?!

Meanwhile, the NPC matchmaker, hiding in the shadows, stroked the red thread in his hand and smiled, savoring his own success: A perfect compatibility score! What a perfect match! May you have a child soon, hahaha~~

Yu Wenjin and Hao Qiancheng: I hope you have a **ing ** baby!!!

Bonus Scene One:

On a clear, breezy day, Yu Wenjin finally managed to leave the beginner village. She'd learned a useless slap skill from the guide NPC, and the moment she left the city, she ran into a stupid knight.

Stupid Knight: Yo~ If it isn't Brother Jin! It's been half a month. How come you're still dressed in green?

Yu Wenjin: ...Good. Time to show off my slap skill!

And so, everyone watched a level 20 knight get pinned to the ground and slapped senseless by a naked low-level alt.

Bystanders: ? That can't be real. How can a low-level alt beat up a level 20 knight with such thick armor?

Oh, wait. The knight only lost a point or two of health. That was pathetic.

What kind of skill is this? Barely any damage, but maximum humiliation. I want to learn it!

Bonus Scene Two:

One day, Yu Wenjin used her passive aggro-drawing skill to lead a huge group of players who wanted to kill her all around the map. As she ran, she kept turning around to verbally taunt them and hold their aggro.

Just as she was having a great time and getting ready to spring her trap, a sword flashed across the sky and killed the enemies she'd worked so hard to gather together.

Furious, Yu Wenjin rushed in with a skill: I've been leading those brats around for ages without killing them. Who gave you the right to touch them?!

Nianhua: ? This person must be crazy!

The innocent brats trembled: As long as the big shots are happy...

Reading Guide:

1. The heroine is incredibly lucky, while the hero is a walking jinx.

2. One-on-one romance, both are each other's only partner, no angst.

3. Original game with no real-world basis. The setting is entirely made up.

4. The hero appears late. The story focuses on the game.

---Next Novel Preview---

Huai Jin, ruler of the Afterlife Realm, had lost her memory. When she woke up, she was penniless, with a little System at her side: Hello! Interested in transmigration and cheat codes?

Huai Jin: How about an anti-scam app?

System: What if I pay you?

Huai Jin: ...Deal!

It's not really about the money. I'm just interested in transmigrating.

System: ...Hongmeng never lies. This big shot really is a money-grubber!

And so, Huai Jin followed the System down the road of all sorts of money-making schemes (crossed out), protecting the unlucky male lead...

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one romance. The male lead is always the same person.

2. The setting is entirely made up. Readers who demand historical accuracy, please stay away.

3. The heroine doesn't grow over the course of the story. She's a max-level account from the start, with an outrageously powerful golden finger. If that's not your thing, please stay away.

Theme: Love life