After a heavy snowfall, it was no longer a secret that a dragon and treasure lay hidden beneath Mirror Lake in the Kingdom of Qing. The abnormal climates in the north and south and the invading monsters all foretold the end of a peaceful age. People with ambition stepped forward, eagerly inviting Jiang Xun, the famed number-one forbidden arts master under heaven, to come out of retirement.
Jiang Xun, looking dazed: Why are you looking for me, Zhang Dawei?
Jiang Yueshen, the greatest mystic under heaven, decided it was best not to get involved in this mess. Taking the name Zhang Dawei, he retired to Yiyun Cliff to enjoy his twilight years. But during an operation to beat up a flower thief, he rescued a silly child who behaved rather strangely.
"Huachuan, what do you want to eat?"
Huachuan, with a serious expression: "I want a huge dumpling stuffed with rat poison!"
"What's your dream?"
Huachuan, even more serious: "I want to be your bedchamber maid!"
Jiang Xun looked like an old man staring at his phone on the subway. People always said, "May your son be like Sun Zhongmou." If Sun Zhongmou had dreamed of becoming someone's bedchamber maid as a child, Sun Jian would probably have beaten him to death long ago.
But...
"Son! Let's talk this through! Don't take your clothes off yet!"
Theme: Being wise while appearing foolish isn't a sign of weakness.
