The Zenin Madam Makes You Want to Hold Her

Meito is the only Zenin with the surname Zenin who smiles brightly, a silly-sweet, spiky-haired sea urchin. * At eleven, Zenin Meito took a fancy to Zenin Toji. Four years later, the two Zenins got together, but her stern father, Zenin Ogi, broke them up. So Toji went on a rampage and ran away from home. Less than a year later, Meito carried on the Uchiha clan's ancestral tradition of running away from home. With her mother, Uchiha Tsubaki, supporting her, Meito married Toji at sixteen and gave birth to Zenin Megumi. The new Zenin family of three, plus a potted Ten-Tails, made a perfectly complete household. * Toji: Didn't I marry you? Meito: We have the same surname, so either I married Toji or Toji married me. So why can't Toji marry into my family? Toji readily agreed: Sure. Whoever does the marrying is responsible for earning money and supporting the family. Meito put on a look of feigned astonishment: Wait, hasn't Toji always been living off Ogi? In the end, all my money comes from Ogi, too. We've been living off our elders this whole time. Unaware that he was living off his elders, Zenin Toji: ... The elder being mooched off of, Zenin Ogi: ... The next generation, forced to live off his elders, Zenin Megumi: ... * P.S. Uchiha Obito and Meito Obito are homophones, but written with different characters: Obito can mean "take soil," "bring someone," or Meito's name. Theme: A spiky-haired sea urchin marries a smooth-haired sea urchin, and then they have a spiky-haired sea urchin. This time, the spiky-haired ones win!