I Summon Players to the Stars [The Fourth Calamity]

Gu Nuo, a little lord who owns three planets in an interstellar empire, uses the System to turn his territory into a series of holographic game quests and summon players from his former home, Earth in the 21st century. He takes a novel approach to developing cultural industries from Earth on his little planet! But in an era when mainstream technology is far more advanced than Earth's, can you players do anything besides tease your soft and adorable lord and spread square-dancing culture? Can't you do anything useful?! The players nod perfunctorily. Sure, sure. Look at us, never tiring as we move mountains, mine, and sacrifice ourselves to blow up radioactive rocks! Look at us live-streaming sales to the entire galaxy, selling out in three seconds! Look at how hopeless we are... It doesn't matter. We'll log off, find some big shots on the forums, and write up a plan to develop a tourist planet themed around ancient Earth! Look! The world is in chaos, but when our players die, we just flash into a beam of white light and are reborn as heroes three seconds later! Look! We've infiltrated the Imperial research institute and accidentally obtained key intelligence... Oh, keep your voice down. That's what our country "over there" sent us for (. And what we players want to see is our adorable lord ascend the throne of the interstellar empire! Please don't flop down and play dead. It's every player's dream, Your Lordship! Theme: For love and peace throughout the world, and even other worlds!