
I Became a Cannon Fodder in a Censored Novel, but I Have No Desires [Quick Transmigration]
穿成和谐文炮灰的我清心寡欲[快穿]
by Bitter Gate (苦门)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 291k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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Hello, Please Don't Raise a Beagle [Book Transmigration]
Blurb:
Tao Shu lived for eighteen years before learning that his world was a coming-of-age angst novel. The mad-dog male lead, who thinks, "If the world treats me unfairly, I'll take a bite out of it," lives right next door. And Tao Shu is convinced that the guy is a beagle who has taken human form. Here's why:
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Loud and destructive:
When Tao Shu first moved back in, the neighbors next door made such a racket every night that nobody could get any peace. Shouting, cursing, things being thrown, fists pounding the walls: all sorts of noises came through the thin wall, making it hard not to wonder if they were tearing the place apart.
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Strong and sturdy:
On his mom's orders, Tao Shu went to pick up Qiao Xu, a sophomore in high school, and bring him home for dinner. He was strolling up the stairs just in time when he reached the landing and saw Qiao Xu, who stood six feet tall, knocking a guy down with every punch. Noticing Tao Shu watching, Qiao Xu, meeting him for the first time, raised a fist in challenge.
"What are you looking at? Got a problem?"
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Neurotic:
Once again on his mom's orders, Tao Shu rode his little electric scooter around the bar district in the middle of a bitter winter night, searching carefully. Passing an alley, he spotted Qiao Xu surrounded by people, each about to take a swing at him.
Tao Shu hurried over to smooth things over, but the guy behind him kept tugging at him and running his mouth. The people across from them weren't the only ones getting worked up; Tao Shu was too.
"Stay out of it! Get lost!"
A vein popped at Tao Shu's temple. He threw Qiao Xu over his shoulder, then crouched down and grinned at him as he grimaced on the ground.
"Had enough?"
A dozen minutes later, Qiao Xu had just managed to get up when Tao Shu slammed him back onto the ground. This time, he couldn't even move a finger (he was exhausted), but his eyes were shining and he wouldn't stop talking. If anything, he sounded even more excited.
"Keep going! Come on!"
Tao Shu couldn't help rolling his eyes. He grabbed Qiao Xu by the collar and shoved him onto the back of his electric scooter. Then he gave the future heroine, who was standing nearby with her phone in hand and a stunned look on her face, an apologetic smile before buzzing off home with Qiao Xu.
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Food guarding:
By chance, Tao Shu and the future heroine were assigned by their teacher to host the school's Mid-Autumn Festival show. They practiced their lines every day after school in a pavilion below the school's little hill.
Then one day, the heroine had a hypoglycemic episode and was too dizzy to stand. Tao Shu had just helped her up when a figure jumped down from a nearby tree, fixing them with a dark stare.
"If you're rehearsing, then rehearse! Why are you getting handsy?"
Tao Shu helplessly stepped back, thinking that the guy sure was possessive. He failed to notice the increasingly dark and sulky expression on the face watching from a distance.
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Persevering:
The day after the man of the house next door came home, Qiao Xu would always ask to stay over at the Tao family's place. He was always a little quieter, too. Maybe the louder shouting and cursing the night before had worn him down, or maybe it had something to do with the bruises even the bandages at the corners of his eyes and mouth couldn't hide.
Only when Tao Shu woke to the muffled words of the person beside him, and felt the damp spot on his pillow, did he realize that Qiao Xu was far more resilient than he let on, or than Tao Shu had imagined.
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Watching yet another pretty girl come over to flirt, only to run away after the guy in the booth glared at her, Tao Shu's friend slung an arm over his shoulder and teased him:
"Your surname's Tao, like peach, but all you've got are leaves. How come no one's seen you blossom?"
"Can't help it. The beagle at home is shy around strangers. He smells something unfamiliar and gets upset."
Feeling the gaze from inside the booth land on him, his friend sheepishly withdrew his arm and quietly gave Tao Shu a thumbs-up.
"Now that's a real champ at holding back!"
Qiao Xu: Baby likes him, baby pursues him, baby gets him.
Big-eared, shrill-braying beagle gong * easygoing, patient shou
The serious version:
A gong who seems super brave but is secretly a softie at first, then becomes occasionally obsessive and infuriating * a beautiful, easygoing shou who gets annoyed now and then and puts him in his place with force
Original title: Please Put Some Clothes On [Quick Transmigration]
Yan Sui is forcibly bound to a Harmony System and has no choice but to transmigrate into one Harmony novel after another to correct their improper ways.
Everyone, regardless of gender, must be fully clothed from the neck down!
System: "What's our motto?"
Yan Sui: "...Weld their clothes shut."
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[Urban Workplace Romance]: Gentle CEO * Aloof Secretary
Yan Sui opens his eyes and meets the gaze of a wet, beautiful man kneeling on the floor. Two huge characters on his name badge read: Secretary.
After Yan Sui comforts him, pays off his contract, and drapes a coat over him, the secretary, wearing the CEO's clothes, blushes at the ears. He's so good to me. He must want to seduce me.
But then Yan Sui takes off his coat and hands it to an assistant dressed in a skimpy outfit, speaking gently. "It's cold. Don't catch a cold."
The secretary, who had already convinced himself of Yan Sui's feelings, instantly darkens.
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[Coming-of-Age Angst]: Sunny Transfer Student * Cool, Arrogant School Bully
In an empty classroom, the school bully is about to take off his tattered clothes before a fight.
"Bang!"
The door swings open. As the System's Harmony warning sounds, Yan Sui pushes through the crowd, takes off his coat, and covers the guy with it.
Yan Sui won't let him take his clothes off to fight, and even tightens the bully's belt when he goes to flirt with girls.
School bully: He's always sticking to me. He must like me.
Just as the school bully humbles himself enough to think that maybe it wouldn't be so bad, Yan Sui turns to the beautiful campus belle and says, "Your clothes are wet? You can wear mine."
School bully: !!?
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[Supernatural Mystery]: Gentle Doctor * Pure-Hearted Ghost
He was just an orphan who scavenged for food alongside stray dogs on the street. By chance, he found his first bit of warmth in life. He wanted to see that person again, but the next time they met was on an operating table.
As the heart monitor flatlined, Yan Sui carefully straightened the patient's clothes, then took off his gloves and personally saw him off on his final journey.
Water rushes in the bathroom. A dark shadow pressed against the glass freezes, but still can't help sneaking a peek.
A ghost with no face to blush with: My wife has such a nice figure.
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[Immortal and Demonic Cultivation]: Carefree Senior Brother * Tsundere Junior Brother
The junior brother is cold and distant, and wants nothing but to cultivate the ruthless path.
Yan Sui gives him a robe before a dangerous trial, helps mend his clothes after a sparring match goes wrong, and rushes to catch him in his arms when someone knocks him off a cliff with a sword, his clothes in tatters.
Junior brother: He protects me so much. He must want me as his cultivation partner.
Then he sees a senior sister wearing the same feathered robe, and a female cultivator from the neighboring peak blushing in Yan Sui's coat inside an illusion.
The junior brother lets out a low, mocking laugh. "So I'm not the only one who's special."
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Later, the System, screaming wildly in his mind, was forcibly logged out.
Yan Sui clutches his collar and backs into a corner. With nowhere left to retreat as someone keeps approaching, he is on the verge of tears. His voice trembles slightly.
"I came here to put clothes on people, not take them off!"
One-on-one romance, sweet with a touch of silly humor~
Theme: Have the courage to fight improper trends to the very end!
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You kid secretly made a fortune behind everyone's back!
Tiandi Bank... The paper I burned for my wife is also from Tiandi Bank... There is also a 500 million version...
Both dogs are so cute oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
That's it? Why aren't there hundreds of chapters?!!
"Basket" catches a big bug for the author~ blue
I feel so crazy, haha
"No one" gave the author a big bug ~
Although I know there is a power gap, I just feel that the protagonist is a drag here, which is annoying.
Isn't there a system? Where is the system?
Ahhhh, the last one is so sweet, I feel so bad for the evil ghosts and fantasy