I'm Obviously a Slacker, Yet I Survive to Become the Strongest in the Galaxy Through Theology

[Defeat Mechas with Mythology]: Sheng Qingyang transmigrates into the body of a freshman in the weakest major in the interstellar world, Resource Planning. She is about to represent her school in the interacademy military tournament, held once every two years. Sheng Qingyang: ...Is it too late to die and go back now? The neighboring military academy hears that this year's tournament includes a logistics major and mocks it all over the Star Network. They even make a bold promise: If we lose, we'll all switch majors. Then, during the war zone round, Sheng Qingyang sits cross-legged on the ground, eating a heavenly peach from the Celestial Court while listening to the man trapped beneath the Five-Finger Mountain beg for mercy. She smiles and asks: I heard you were all planning to switch to logistics? Students from the neighboring academy: ... Outraged viewers on the Star Network: Since when can a logistics major act this cocky? The First Military Academy will teach them how to behave! The First Military Academy, undefeated for years, loses in the final to the Purple-Gold Gourd: ... We're done. Why would someone capable of taking on a hundred people want to study Resource Planning? Even the newly appointed Interstellar Marshal is at a loss when facing Sheng Qingyang's projections. He shakes his head with a laugh. Looks like the future of the interstellar world is in good hands. Everyone on the Star Network assumes that with strength like Sheng Qingyang's, her mental power must be higher than S-rank. But when the Zerg invade, the high-ranking officers shout at Sheng Qingyang, completely abandoning their dignity, telling her to kill the Queen and eliminate the threat for good. Sheng Qingyang, who has subdued the Queen with the Demon-Subduing Golden Bowl, shouts back: I'm C-rank! I can't even put up a shield! How am I supposed to eliminate the threat for good? High-ranking officers: ... Weren't you supposed to be the strongest in the interstellar world? Upcoming novel: Live-Streamed Donations, A Hundred Thousand a Day [Donate This Language Meme and Get Rich on the Spot]: What's it like to awaken a livestreaming ability in the apocalypse? Sheng Tang: Probably like being kicked out of the base while other ability users feast, then having to dig a hole to hide in and escape the zombies. That is, until Sheng Tang suddenly finds a record-keeping System. Donate artifacts of planetary civilizations and you can earn rewards. Sheng Tang: Wake up. What civilization artifacts could there be in the apocalypse? But people on a remote planet struggling to get enough to eat casually mention an ancestral saying: "My great-grandma said if you're good-looking, you can say 'YYDS.'" System: [Ding! Example of language development in a lower civilization detected! Would you like to donate it? Donate now to receive a special communication method!] Sheng Tang:?! You can do that? So while people in the apocalypse search everywhere for substitute mineral resources, Sheng Tang is busy saying: "Donate the Funeral Love Clan!" System: [Donation successful! Reward: one electromagnetic cannon!] While people in the apocalypse dodge mutated plants, Sheng Tang is busy saying: "Donate Mary Sue fiction!" System: [Donation successful! Reward: a complete set of encrypted communication methods!] While people in the apocalypse hide in their bases and wait for the zombie horde to pass, Sheng Tang is still at it: "Donate 5201314!" System: [Donation successful! Reward: one hundred mini energy packs!] Thanks to the memes produced in her livestream, Sheng Tang lives a happy life with lightning-fast internet in the apocalypse. She doesn't forget to hold prize draws for the audience, either: "Congratulations to Planet A for contributing a meme that was accepted! You've won an hour of potato rain from the sky. Get ready for a rain of food, which will help solve the food shortage!" "Congratulations to Planet B on winning a cosmic-ray shield! It will be delivered to your star system by projection. Please be ready to receive it." "Congratulations to a viewer on Planet C for winning a discount coupon! Donate one high-quality meme and you can get one hundred milliliters of guaranteed-effective insecticide. Wiping out the Zerg is no longer a dream! First come, first served. Come check out the livestream!" The people at the base who kicked Sheng Tang out: ...This isn't scientific! Weren't noncombat abilities supposed to mean you wouldn't last a week in the apocalypse? Sheng Tang: Don't ask. Let's just say I can keep being this middlewoman for another hundred million years! Theme: Excellent culture deserves to be passed down.