Are You Seriously Deleting It?

[Zhongye]: I like someone. I'm planning to confess. []: Go for it. [Zhongye]: Aren't you curious who it is? []: It's none of my business. Like whoever you want. []: Is it that person who lives next door to you? Never mind, I don't want to know. []: I'm not that nosy, and it has nothing to do with me. []: But if it's the one who brought you water last time, I'd advise you to forget it. That person's no good. They've got a bunch of guys hanging on, and everyone calls them a heartbreaker. []: And you'd better avoid the person who asked for your email in the cafeteria last time. One set of makeup from her could bankrupt someone. []: Whatever. You're rich anyway. It's your freedom to like whoever you want. I can't stop you. []: Where are you? Did you confess? Did it work or not? It didn't? That's okay, I'll comfort you. Honestly, being single suits you just fine. Say something. So, did you get together or not? Ten minutes later. []: Got a girlfriend and forgot your buddy? Damn it, I've been keeping an eye on that cabbage for over ten years, and now it's gone to a pig. If only I'd taken advantage of you when you were drunk last time! [Angry.GIF] []: Let's unfriend each other. I need a moment. [Zhongye]: That bastard Dazai was just messing around with my phone and sending messages. [Zhongye]: ? [Zhongye]: Unfriend each other? []: ... []: [Awkward but polite smile.GIF] Sure, thanks. Just as he was about to send another message, a notification popped up saying he'd been deleted. Even worse, the next day he found out that Dazai Osamu had livestreamed their entire chat for the whole internet to see... Is there still any hope if I haul a high-speed train out of Yokohama right now? Dazai Osamu kindly consoled him: Good thing Zhongye deleted you quickly. Otherwise, with your ten-messages-a-second typing speed, you'd be hauling a plane off the planet right now~ Damn it! How is this my fault?! Theme: Life is hard, so let's have a little romance to lighten things up.