Xu Shanfou transmigrates to ancient times and diligently cultivates for several hundred years. Just as she's about to transform from a blade of grass into a spirit, a monkey yanks her out by the roots.
Xu Shanfou: "Help!"
A monk in a kasaya, handsome as a jade carving, descends from the sky. "Wukong, what are you doing now?"
Xu Shanfou: Oh my god, so this is Journey to the West.
But why is this Tang Sanzang built like a bodybuilder? Why is Bajie so handsome? Why is Wujing so vicious? And you, you stinking monkey, bury me back in the ground, aaaaaah!!!!
Beloved sweetheart Xu Shanfou, adored by everyone, vs. the insanely powerful and incredibly handsome Sun Wukong
This story could also be called The Second Senior Sister Has Been Captured by Monsters Again or The Second Senior Sister Has Been Snatched Away by a Female Demon to Be Her Bride Again.
1: A sweet story about the ridiculous daily life of five masters and disciples and their horse.
2: A derivative story with a wild premise, not intended for readers who want strict adherence to the original. The setting has been changed quite a bit.
3: Comments are welcome. Hope you enjoy the story, and kisses to all my lovely readers~
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What Should I Do If My Ex-Boyfriends Want to Kill Me?
Ruan Huai has a secret: her dreams connect two different timelines. The evil beings hiding within them pester her day after day, lust after her, and invite her to join them.
To keep her secret from getting out, Ruan Huai lives by the rule, "Having fun is fine, but marriage is out of the question." She never forms long-term intimate relationships, and whenever a boyfriend gets ready to propose, she decisively turns him down and runs away.
But the heartless Ruan Huai never imagined that one day she and her ex-boyfriends would fall into the same rift space and become performers in a story spanning time and space.
Watching her ex-boyfriends approach with knives in hand, Ruan Huai wonders: Is it too late to regret this now?
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Top-tier star He Xinglan comes from a privileged family and has a face to die for. But after falling in love with Ruan Huai, the carefree playboy turns into an anxious, lovesick fool. Worse, at the meticulously planned proposal ceremony he arranged, Ruan Huai mercilessly laughs at him, calling him a pretty-faced, brainless idiot…
After years navigating the treacherous world of politics, Wei Chenglang, both politician and businessman, is used to deceit and power struggles. Though he's never lost a single business battle, meeting Ruan Huai turns him into a complete loser in love. At an age when he should know better, he gets so worked up over a single kiss from her that his heart pounds. Yet when he kneels to propose, Ruan Huai sneers, "An old man like you thinks he's good enough for me?…"
As a hired enforcer, Di Cong has a pitifully simple personal life. He's always been used to being alone, but after meeting Ruan Huai, he learns for the first time how to care for someone. Yet just as he begins planning their future together, she coolly walks away. Abandoned, he falls into self-doubt. She once called him a pathetic simp, and now it seems she was right…
Born into an artistic family, the aloof and detached idealist Huo Yizhi is sick of the dark, sordid real world and has already decided to devote his life to oil painting. He has never had a single worldly desire, but Ruan Huai drags him down from his pedestal, then discards him like trash. No matter how he begs, she leaves him only a breakup letter before vanishing without a trace. The letter is crystal clear: she never loved him…
By a twist of fate, after failing to find her anywhere, they unexpectedly run into their ex-girlfriend again. This time, what's the best way to punish her?
1: The heroine will not be abused.
2: New story starts November 1, with 3-6 updates daily. Please add it to your reading list!!!!
3: Comments are welcome. I'll send out red packets when the first chapter is posted~
Tentative story arcs:
A Ghost Wedding Bride (the dead husband, the childhood sweetheart, and the bride)
The Night of the Full Moon (a vampire, a werewolf, and a girl)
Scandal of an Illegitimate Child (an award-winning actor, a murderer, and a sasaeng fan)
Deep-Sea Killer (a mermaid, a sailor, and a captain)
Mystery at the Castle (a king, a bastard son, and a queen)
Theme: A golden cudgel troubles spirits and gods; golden rules and jade laws cannot bind the body.
Ao Qi is a domineering little green tea!
He stole the cassock and also stole Afu hahahahahahahaha
Looks good!! The black bear spirit also feels silly. Although he stole someone else's cassock, he actually stole the cassock. Hahaha, the more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
Is the Yellow Lion Spirit going to bend?
We Afu must have been so sleepy that we didn't notice this. I feel like the black bear spirit is so miserable. He actually caused trouble in the level where the senior brother just confessed his love.
I want to watch the extra episode (??????????) La la la
We should not praise Buddha, nor should we praise Dao. Marxists do not believe in gods.
Sorry everyone, because I am relatively inexperienced, I don't know that it can no longer be updated after bidding and settlement, so I will open a new extra chapter specifically for this book, about five or six chapters, all free, you can find it in the column
Little green tea! Love it, love it
It's like I'm not giving any face at all, hahahahahaha, the Supreme Laojun is so angry!