After Becoming Cannon Fodder, I Tore Up the Script

Cover art by artist Tang Jiuxi, thanks so much!

Song Jingxi transmigrated into a book, becoming the rich, good-for-nothing shou character in a melodramatic novel.

In the original story, the scheming shou was a pampered young master. He willingly lowered himself to win the scum gong protagonist's affection, but even after giving it his all, he still couldn't win him over. So he turned malicious and did whatever it took to torment the protagonist's white moonlight, only to end up in prison, where he spent the rest of his life.

When Song Jingxi arrives, none of this has happened yet. Someone else can be the manipulative tea-girl shou; he's done with it!

Scum gong: "Here's five million. Leave me."

Song Jingxi scoffed, pulled out a card, and tossed it at the scum gong's face. "Here's ten million. Bow down and call me Daddy."

Scum gong: ??? Weren't you supposed to love me?

That very night, after dumping the scum gong, Song Jingxi went to a bar and got carried away bragging to his friends.

The next morning, there was a man in his bed. Panicking, Song Jingxi couldn't even make out what he looked like. Mortified, he pulled the last two hundred yuan from his wallet, shakily placed it on the bedside table, and fled on unsteady legs.

Gao She had lived for thirty years and abstained for thirty years. He never expected a little bunny to break his resolve at the age of thirty-one.

He remembered this little bunny: his nephew's little shadow, and awfully cute.

His nephew didn't cherish him, but Gao She wouldn't mind treating him well.

When he woke up the next morning, the bed was cold, and only the two red banknotes on the bedside table were warm.

Gao She: ...

When they met again, the little bunny no longer remembered him, but kept flirting with him, both openly and subtly. Gao She decided to play along.

Two months later, the little bunny threw up.

Three months later, the little bunny could no longer fit into his pants.

Four months later, the little bunny glanced at the nephew following behind him, tugged at Gao She's sleeve, and choked out, "I-I'm pregnant."

Scum gong: ??? I should be under the car, not in it.

Content warnings:

1. Mpreg.

2. The gong and shou have a ten-year age gap; the gong is older.

3. Over-the-top melodrama and feel-good wish fulfillment, with no logic.

Theme: Never give up. Hope will eventually lead you to the other side of the light