[Tokyo Revengers/Jujutsu Kaisen] My Partner Is the Strongest on Set

Coming soon A crack ship idea pairing Satoru Gojo with Mikey. I can’t decide whether to put it under Jujutsu Kaisen or Delinquents. Main POV: Jerk Gojo - As boys: “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one!” two voices say in unison, then both turn to look at the other person who said the arrogant line. Satoru Gojo/Sano Manjiro: Damn it, how dare anyone but me say something so shamelessly arrogant?! Satoru Gojo: (throws a tantrum.jpg) Suguru! He stole my line! Hurry up and send a curse spirit to get my copyright back! Suguru Geto: Get lost. Sano Manjiro: “Ken-chin! That guy stole my line!” (weirdly excited) Ryuguji Ken: “All right, all right, I got it.” - As adults: Teacher × Leader of the Most Evil Gang “Let’s break up. You’ve gone off the rails,” Satoru Gojo says, sounding utterly indifferent. “...” Sano Manjiro falls silent, staring at Satoru Gojo with lifeless eyes. “Are you serious?” “Of course. I can’t take students on a mission and run into gangsters, then tell them, ‘It’s fine, those are my boyfriend’s men on a job.’ But now that I’ve gotten rid of Mikey, I feel so much lighter. It’s really exhausting looking after someone for so long when they still can’t control their cursed energy.” Satoru Gojo is as infuriating as ever. “So that’s how it is...” Sano Manjiro murmurs, taking out his phone and calling his subordinate, Sanzu Haruchiyo. “Hey, then, Sanzu, do it.” “Yes,” Sanzu replies. Across from him, he watches the Jujutsu High students enjoying their food and slowly draws his gun... When Satoru Gojo hears the sound of the safety being released over the phone, he drops to his knees in an instant and fervently takes Sano Manjiro’s hand. “I was wrong. Please forgive me for being so thoughtless.” “Are the students really more important than me?” Sano Manjiro asks softly, his voice ominous. “Sanzu, shoot him.” Satoru Gojo: ?!!! - *Warning: the author’s writing is terrible. *The scene in the blurb is a joke. It won’t appear in the story. Theme: The two strongest