Lin Sa is the queen of the apocalypse. She tears zombies apart with her bare hands and tramples wild beasts underfoot. One day, she transmigrates into a harem novel and becomes the lowest-ranking concubine.
Lin Sa: Great. I don't have to exhaust myself scrounging for food like I did in my last life. I can just lie flat.
Who knew that even though she was determined to laze around, people would still line up to pick a fight with her?
One concubine feared Lin Sa might bear the emperor an heir and threaten her own position, so she openly poisoned her.
Lin Sa didn't so much as blink. She calmly drank it down.
And then... nothing happened.
The concubine was shocked. "Y-You... How is that possible?"
Lin Sa smiled faintly.
"Even zombie viruses can't infect me. You think a little safflower is going to do anything?"
Consort Liang: deceased.
Having earned the emperor's favor, Lin Sa was summoned to his bedchamber.
That night, Lin Sa barked orders like she was training a dog:
"Lie down."
"Harder."
She smacked him hard across the face:
( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄皿 ̄///)
"I said harder! What, did you skip dinner?!"
The emperor: "..."
She's so domineering. I love her.
She must love me so much that she came up with this way to get my attention.
He had no idea Lin Sa saw him as nothing but a tool.
Not bad. Just about adequate.
Better quality than the mechanical ones from the apocalypse.
Good enough to make do with.
The next morning, the thoroughly satisfied emperor went to court with two handprint-shaped marks on his face.
After court, he issued an edict:
Lin Cairen is promoted to Noble Lady and granted the title "Bossy."
Noble Lady Bossy Lin Sa: "..."
Heh.
A few years later, an epidemic broke out beyond the palace. The dead were strewn across the land, and of the Central Plains' ten thousand households, nine out of ten were wiped out.
At this desperate, critical moment, the emperor was frantic with worry, and the civil and military officials were at a loss.
In the end, Lin Sa extracted antibodies from her own blood and saved the world with her blood alone.
The emperor was ecstatic. "Bossy, after all this, I've decided you should be empress."
Lin Sa: "What's so great about being empress?"
"If I'm going to rule, I'll be emperor."
"You clearly can't govern this country. Forget it. Pack your things and move to the harem to serve me."
The emperor: (ΩДΩ)!
The civil and military officials, and all the people of the realm:
"Long live the emperor! Long live the empress! ^_^"
The former emperor, now the empress: ???
My empire! Sob, sob. o(╥﹏╥)o
She rules the world, and the heroine is the fairest of all.
On November 28, 2021, a screenshot of this blurb was posted to Weibo. Any plagiarism of the premise will be pursued.
Theme: Cultivate yourself, manage your family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world.