Completed works in my column:
The Racer Who Was Raised Up Took the Initiative: Dark-skinned younger top, gentle and elegant bottom
My Archenemy Is Pursuing Me on His ASMR Livestream: Flirty top, cool idol bottom
Little Tiger Teeth: Older top who takes the lead, younger adorable and clueless bottom
Song Qinghe and Ma Qiutong: Humorous and witty top, cool married bottom
Coming next:
Devoured by My Love Coach: Older scheming top, younger sunny bottom
Pretty Scumbag: Cold and restrained top, a genuine scumbag bottom who flirts everywhere
About this story: Written when I was a beginner, an old story. Thanks to readers for not minding its flaws. I welcome you pointing out pitfalls and giving warnings. A deep bow to everyone!
1.
Jiang Yelin: The country's top all-around athlete.
He won numerous medals for his country in motorcycle racing, figure skating, men's horizontal bar, archery, and basketball, and was hailed as the finest product of the sporting age.
Everyone knows he has a twin younger brother who works as a model in the entertainment industry. With no professional skills and no athletic ability, he's been called a good-for-nothing little idiot.
After being murdered, Jiang Yelin opened his eyes to discover he had been reborn as... the good-for-nothing little idiot.
2.
Supernova Games is a sports variety show. Its mentors are big names from various fields.
To investigate the cause of his death and return to the Olympic arena, Jiang Yelin has no choice but to model while competing in sports. Who could have guessed that his younger brother had hooked up with all these guys...
Motorcycle team wolfdog: "I'm not sleeping with you!"
Figure-skating ice prince: "Get lost."
Gymnastics iron man: "What kind of mess is this?"
Archery heartthrob: "I wouldn't exactly call it hooking up."
Basketball rookie: "It's your honor to like me."
Jiang Yelin: "..."
I've never been this speechless, not even in my last life. Seriously.
3.
At first, netizens weren't on board with Jiang Yelin joining, and the mentors all looked down on him.
Until--
On the racetrack, he raced alone ahead of everyone and sped toward the finish line!
On the ice, he stunned everyone with a 4T followed by a 3T!
In the gymnastics hall, he soared through the air and took first place!
At the archery range, he hit the bull's-eye again and again, setting new records!
On the basketball court, he dominated the game with three-pointers from beyond the arc!
4.
The head coaches came one after another to the modeling agency to recruit him. But there, they found their own star athletes surrounding the person they were trying to recruit in the changing room.
Motorcycle team wolfdog: "Senior, I didn't know it was you..."
Figure-skating ice prince: "Why didn't you just say you were back?"
Gymnastics iron man: "Bro, I've missed you so much!"
Archery heartthrob: "Welcome back."
Basketball rookie: "Do you still remember the one by Daming Lake--"
Just then, someone opened the changing-room door. A blue-eyed, blond boy stood there. "Big bro, it's time to come home for dinner."
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1. A brainless, feel-good sports story with plenty of made-up details.
2. The protagonist comes with a built-in golden finger, and the writing is shamelessly indulgent.
3. All information comes from Baidu, and the plot serves the outline.
4. This isn't an industry-focused story, so don't nitpick.
-------------------- My Archenemy Is Pursuing Me on His ASMR Livestream --------------------
Blurb:
1.
Jiang Yunnan: He's been an ASMR streamer for years. Most of his fans have already unfollowed him. Only a few longtime fans watch night after night.
One day, his company rolls out a new plan: make him wear a uniform and sit in front of the camera to "make sounds and pose seductively."
Jiang Yunnan can't refuse. He's determined to show the company just how ridiculous this tasteless plan is!
But after one night, his follower count shoots up by 200,000.
Jiang Yunnan: ??
A month later, his followers top two million.
Jiang Yunnan: ???
His fans shout that they want to see him wear cat ears! Put on a uniform!
Kiss the screen and play a soft-spoken boyfriend to help them sleep!
Jiang Yunnan: ????
2.
After he goes viral, his livestream fills with lecherous men. They donate to boost their rankings while demanding that the streamer do naughty things.
Jiang Yunnan is about to curse them out when a lurker who never speaks drops a hundred thousand yuan and takes the top spot.
Top donor: I heard the top donor can make any request of the streamer?
Jiang Yunnan: ?
Top donor: Come on, kick out those guys who can't keep their mouths shut.
Lecherous men: ?
3.
The lecherous men are shocked to discover that the top donor has become a moderator in the livestream...
And occasionally joins the streamer on mic...
What they find most unacceptable is that the streamer is usually aloof, yet he's gentle and polite only to the top donor. The streamer clearly has a bad temper and often snaps at people without a second thought, but he puts up with absolutely anything from the top donor!
There's definitely something going on between them!
The lecherous men can't sit still!
But:
They send defamatory comments, only to be mocked and shut down by the streamer!
They pool their money to steal the top spot, only for the top donor to spend 500,000 yuan in ten seconds and leave them stunned!
They can't win a war of words!
They can't outspend him!
These two work together perfectly!
Only a fool would believe there's nothing between them!
4.
Everyone at A University knows that the cool, handsome Jiang Yunnan has an archenemy: the spoiled rich second-generation campus heartthrob, Qi Shangyu. They've been at odds since their first day on campus.
Whenever Qi Shangyu approaches with a smile, Jiang Yunnan always looks like he's saying, "Don't come near me." If he can fend him off, he does. If he can't, he runs.
One day, Qi Shangyu suddenly holds up a pink envelope and asks with a raised brow, "Would you really not consider accepting my love letter?"
Jiang Yunnan is thunderstruck!
That very night, he tells the top donor about it.
Top donor: I think you could say yes to him.
Jiang Yunnan: ?
The top donor suddenly turns on his mic. A familiar voice comes through, a smile in its tone. "Or you could say yes to me? It's the same thing."
Jiang Yunnan: ??
-------------------- [Bonus Scene] --------------------
One day, a newcomer shows up in the livestream. He's tall and has a lovely voice. You can't see his face, but there's no way he's not handsome!
The fans are wondering what he'll stream when the handsome guy suddenly leans toward the streamer, and wet kissing sounds come through the screen.
Comments:
Oh no, the top donor's going to have his heart broken!
Yeah, he's always so protective of the streamer!
He spent so much money, and the streamer kissed someone else. Poor guy.
The kissing sounds stop abruptly. The handsome guy suddenly speaks, his voice languid and amused. "Don't you dare pity me."
Comments: ???
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Cool and composed on the outside / a master of snark on the inside / says one thing and feels another / different inside and out / occasionally flirty / occasionally secretly sensual: the bottom!
Flirty and unrestrained on the outside / just as flirty and unrestrained on the inside / incredible fighting skills / madly in love with, protective of, and boastful about his wife / has had a crush on him for years / bends himself / spends a fortune to become the top donor in his wife's livestream: the top!
Theme: Love sports and live up to your youth!
Woo woo woo, madam, I spent jjb to book the whole deal before, why did you limit it to free of charge? Sooooo sad
Isn't my younger brother a cloned experimental subject?
I feel so sorry for Yiyang, woo woo
Scared him to death hahaha, so cool
Suddenly I thought about whether Jiang's mother knew that Jiang's father was using her own children for live cloning experiments, so she felt guilty and jumped off the building, right?
Ye Lin was pinched by the "little pitiful"
The first second I saw the word "technician": Oh, he is rich, so he should have a technician. The second I saw the word "technician": No, isn't he his brother's technician? The third second I saw the word "technician": Oh, it's Lu Sinian
Yiyang is a bit pitiful, I feel sorry for him. I still don't know his relationship with Yelin, but I feel sorry for him.
At first I thought it was a sweet article, but later I wished I could cut Jiang Dongsheng into pieces. I liked it, hahahahahaha. I don't know how to describe it. I hope the author is in good health.
What kind of father would experiment on his own son...