After Faking My Death, Four Splinters of the Same Top Came Looking for Me

One-line summary: Survive in the cracks of a chaotic love triangle

Many-faceted gong x beautiful, unconventional shou with a talent for embarrassing himself

[1]

After a car accident, Pei Shen became a vegetable.

To save him, Nan Shiyu willingly bound himself to the "BE Maniac System" and began a "grueling" quick-transmigration journey.

The System told him that the ultimate secret to completing missions could be summed up in one word: suck up!

From the progenitor of vampires to the tyrant of the demon realm, from a mechanical android to a deranged nonhuman,

he sucked up and sucked up until he finally won over each of the male leads, whose species grew ever stranger.

All right, mission complete. See you later!

Having collected all the soul fragments, he returned to his original world, satisfied, ready to wake his sleeping lover.

But somehow, the four fragments he'd brought back from the System had each turned into living people!

Four familiar nonhuman species crowded into the tiny hospital room and stared at him.

Nan Shiyu was dumbstruck.

[2]

At first, the four called each other stand-ins, and the whole place was a lively mess of substitute romances.

The vampire had silver hair and lashes, crimson eyes, and the looks of a haughty beauty. He was convinced he was the one and only: "A stand-in is just a stand-in. Even if your eyes and fangs resemble mine, you can't drink blood, so you can't give him that ultimate pleasure."

The demon tyrant snapped back, "If you want blood drawn, go to a hospital. Who knows if you need a rabies shot after someone takes a bite out of you?"

The mechanical android was usually so cold that people wondered if he had human feelings at all. But he was the octopus-like nonhuman's greatest rival: "I can do everything a robot can do. I have eight arms! Big brother, look at me~"

The android remained expressionless as a butcher's knife extended from his raised mechanical arm. "We're having grilled octopus tentacles today."

"..."

Nan Shiyu: "Stop!"

Where had the male leads who once looked down on him gone!?

[3]

Several months later, Pei Shen woke up. But because his soul was incomplete, he had lost his memories and was paralyzed in bed.

Nan Shiyu wept with joy and cared for him devotedly every day.

The four came storming in, furious. They were going to see which little seducer had stolen Nan Shiyu's heart!

Then they saw the "paralyzed beauty" Nan Shiyu had kept hidden in the hospital room and treasured above all else.

Vampire: My eyes look like his.

Tyrant: My mouth looks like his.

Android: My nose looks like his.

Little octopus: I... Anyway, I look like him.

Well, would you look at that. I was my own stand-in?

Nan Shiyu smiled. "It's your good fortune to resemble him."

Theme: Be self-reliant and grow wild