A Sack Snags Me an Immortal Venerable Top [Book Transmigration]

I, the Demon Lord, had been transmigrated here for over a decade, and at last, with tears in my eyes, I awaited this final scene.

According to the original book, all I had to do was forcibly kidnap my beloved junior brother and marry him. Then the real male lead would hear about it, come kill me, and I could happily wrap up my role and go home.

On the day it happened, full of confidence, I kidnapped someone and took him back to the Demon Palace. I gave the human-shaped sack a wicked grin and delivered my line: "Little beauty, scream all you want. You could scream your throat raw and no one would come save you!"

Then I lifted the sack...

Holy crap, I got the wrong person!

This was the beloved junior brother's master, the Immortal Lord of Dameng Palace.

I turned and ran, but that perverted Immortal Lord pinned me to the bed and taught me a lesson in the most hands-on way possible.

Alas, I was a good young man from the modern world, yet the book's bloodthirsty Demon Lord met his end at the hands of the Immortal Lord in this very way!

When I opened my eyes, I was alive again, now the beloved junior brother's senior and the Immortal Lord of Meng Palace's eldest disciple.

I was overjoyed. The one who lives closest to the water gets to the moon first! After spending every day together, I could use a few playful tricks, and my beloved junior brother would be mine!

The Immortal Lord of Meng Palace set down his teacup and gave me a thoughtful look. "The one who lives closest to the water gets to the moon first?"

After that, the guy pinned me down and made me "get the moon first" over and over again.

Barely managing to get out of bed, I was about to elope with my beloved junior brother to the Demon Realm when the Immortal Lord suddenly appeared. He stared at me, cold and intense. "He can leave. You stay!"

Me: "???"

Warnings:

[1] This is probably a story about love growing over time, with a coercive angle.

[2] A silly, brainless uke and a lighthearted tone. I wrote this just for fun and stress relief, not as a serious drama.

Synopsis screenshotted and archived on 2022.02.12

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