The Uchiha Fan Doesn't Want to Become a Sorcerer

Blurb 1:

Uchiha Guanyin, an immensely powerful elite ninja who had lost all her memories except her own name, had barely hit the ground when she saw a gigantic monster charging at her with claws bared.

Then, acting on reflex, a silver-white Susanoo rose from the earth and hacked the monster to pieces before it could react.

The person whose job had just been stolen, 5t5: "..."

The doting father, a certain battlefield demon god, who watched helplessly as she used up her last bit of chakra just to show off: "..."

"Young lady, I can tell you have extraordinary potential. How about joining the jujutsu world and helping me create a peaceful world?"

She was sure she had heard those words somewhere before. Though she thought the offer sounded dubious, Uchiha Guanyin had to solve the problem of feeding herself, so after a few seconds of hesitation, she still boarded the pirate ship of the mature adult 5t5, who claimed to be trustworthy.

She figured that whatever his real motives were, he would at least feed her.

And then...

The immensely powerful elite ninja Uchiha Guanyin began a life of eating one meal and going hungry for three, begging for food every day.

Silly Blurb 2

As everyone knows, Uchiha Guanyin, a new student at the technical college this year, is known as Little 5t5. She is sharp-tongued, arrogant, obnoxious, and downright insufferable. Everyone at the college hates her, even the mildest-tempered teacher, Geto, gets so angry he could spit blood.

Uchiha Guanyin: Thanks for asking. I'm at the technical college, talking back to teachers and hacking curses to pieces. Everything's great, except I can't afford to eat.

The teachers at the technical college had this to say:

5t5: Thanks for asking. I just beat her up. Saw this post and had to reply: she's just as obnoxious as I am.

The fox-eyed teacher who helps 5t5 raise a kid: Thanks for asking. I'm Uchiha Guanyin's second guardian, and I can confirm the person above is telling the truth.

Finally, one day, the ridiculously powerful and obnoxious Uchiha Guanyin suffered a crushing defeat in life. After an outsider bullied her, she went crying to complain.

"He's trying to bully you!!"

Everyone: ??? You dared to hit her?!

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[Crossover] You Can't Survive Without Winning Them Over

Fujiwara Aori has a hereditary illness. She's frail and delicate, and two coughs could land her in the ICU. Just when she thought her life would wither away at the age of eighteen, she inexplicably became bound to the [True Love Life-Extension System]. From then on, she began her diligent mission to win people over.

And then came the world-shaking, earth-shattering birth of a sickly beauty straight out of a Mary Sue story.

The brightest genius in the jujutsu world found someone capable of keeping him in check.

The new head of the Vongola family gained a beloved woman he could never have.

A fiance who had never paid any attention to his fiancee suddenly fell deeply in love with her.

A former Mafia executive, cynical and full of dark thoughts, found an untouchable cinnabar mole in his heart.

A year later, Fujiwara Aori opened the System again and discovered she was now the longest-lived person in the world.

An out-of-character, self-indulgent story. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it, please QAQ

*** Blurb: 2021 10 18

Content warnings

★ The female lead is incredibly strong, and this is a wish-fulfillment story (nods) (and lots of people should like her) (whispers)

★ The female lead isn't the usual shoujo-manga heroine type. She's obnoxious and irritating, the kind of person people dislike, but she knows what's important when it matters.

★ Doesn't follow the original plot. Everyone survives in this alternate timeline, with all sorts of major changes.

★ The logic and writing may fall apart.

★ The pairing hasn't been decided yet.

Theme: Love may not be able to change everything, but love plus strength definitely can.