[Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts] Nurmengard's Outstanding Graduate

[Read the author's note in Chapter 11 for a comprehensive list of potential triggers.]

[Writing this for love, so let's part on good terms, okay?]

[Update: I'm currently a part-time wage slave, so I write this whenever inspiration strikes.]

If you want a story that feels true to the original and keeps everyone in character, please turn back now. I don't want to upset anyone, so read on only if you're okay with that.

The protagonist of this story is May Brown, from a parallel Harry Potter universe where GG and AD never fell out, and GG never became a Dark Lord. Instead, he opened a magic school in Nurmengard and settled down there. The same goes for Azkaban Magic School: I'm just borrowing the name for the pun.

May Brown is a devoted fan of Headmaster GG, specifically his Dark Magic side, and grew up watching GGAD flaunt their love. She loves Dark Magic most of all. She's very self-centered, and has her own unique logic when it comes to using Dark Magic.

This story follows May Brown, who transmigrates after something goes wrong with her Dark Magic, and meets the GGAD of the original Harry Potter universe, as well as Newt and others.

May Brown, discovering that the headmaster of this parallel world is a Dark Lord: What the hell?

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I'm May Brown.

Twenty-one years old, and an outstanding graduate of Nurmengard School of Magic.

An expert in Dark Magic. The first spell I cast with the wand I got at eleven was the Killing Curse.

I'm currently enthusiastically applying for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts.

Why am I applying? Our great headmaster, Gellert Grindelwald, is treating me like a bride-price gift and sent me all the way here to apply in person.

I Apparated, but something went wrong with my automatic delivery.

I met the headmaster of my world in a parallel universe, and I also met Headmaster Dumbledore of that world.

After hearing the latest news about the two of them in this world, all I could think was: this is absolutely ridiculous.

Where's my happily ever after? The one where I got fed their lovey-dovey antics from the age of eleven until I couldn't take any more?

The headmaster of this world is an idiot! A complete moron!

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We were born in darkness, and we can't get enough of Dark Magic.

We are arrogant and ill-mannered, yet we still abide by the rules of proper conduct.

We are neither gentlemen nor ladies, yet we still speak softly when others weep.

We graduated from Nurmengard, so we should know this: long live Dark Magic!

- Nurmengard School of Magic

Theme: Magic is inborn, but loving someone still takes effort.