That Man Is Too Sexy [Esports]

[E-sports pre-collection of "What's wrong with the longer reflex arc", the copy is at the bottom] (Schrödinger's homophobia x skin hunger and thirst syndrome, 1V1 double cleansing, mutual favor) Chi Chi, one of the first holographic game anchors on the Xingxi live broadcast platform, is famous for his unique game live broadcast method. When other anchors brought fans to eat chicken, he stood alone in four rows and was selectively blind to the screams of fans in the barrage. While other anchors were killing each other, he was wearing a green ghillie suit, lying on the grass and getting off the line. He threatened to compete in the finals and would never join the battle early. When other anchors were fighting with each other, he would hold up an AMR eight times, lie in the grass and watch the show, and explain how easy it was for his position to steal from others. "What fun is there in fighting? It's fun to reap the benefits." "Why am I just stealing from you? I'm not conscious enough to go home and practice again. Don't cry to your dad, it's useless!" "What's wrong with the national uniforms being divided among the kings? Isn't it enough to be able to eat chicken?" No matter how loud and stormy it was outside, Chi Chi ignored it and concentrated on being the king of his own affairs. Until one day, Chi Chi had a boyfriend who suffered from skin hunger syndrome. Since then, fans have discovered that the anchor is no longer a salty fish, KD has risen rapidly, and he is killing people during live broadcasts. Even professional players are suppressed by him and cannot hold their heads up. What, you asked him what happened? Chi Chi lay leisurely in the grass and said: "I'm in love. My boyfriend is too clingy. I need to end it quickly and coax him. Hey, he came into my holographic cabin to ask for a kiss. I just started to fight. Let's end it quickly. I'm so busy." Fans: "..." #Shocking, the Xianyu anchor who has been a fan for so long is actually a love brain# #, love can also cure years of disability# #hotspot, the clown is actually the fan himself# Fans: "If you scold me, please elaborate on the specific details of being clingy!" * Later, Wei Ai, the Gouben King of the national server, stepped onto the professional stage. When many trophies were handed down and various honorary titles were awarded, people kept comparing his past and present as an interview gimmick. Reporter: "What made you go from a poor anchor to the KD king of EPL?" Chi Chixiao glanced at the captain next to him who had been making small moves to him, and held his hand. Chi Chi: "It's because of love." Chi Chi grabbed the hand again and put it to his mouth and kissed it, "The main reason is that my boyfriend is too clingy and never lets go, so I just followed him." Everyone present was in an uproar, feeling that Chi Chi was talking nonsense. Who doesn't know that Chi Chi's boyfriend is a famous cold-faced King of Hell among many professional players in "Elite", and he is also clingy. Every time he accidentally bumps into him, his eyes make him want to gouge out the other person's flesh to relieve his anger. The cold-faced King of Hell himself, who was known as the number one assaulter of "Elite", was blushing from beginning to end. He lowered his head and silently held Chi Chi's hand, intertwining their fingers with his, and his heart was beating wildly. When no one was around, he hugged Chi Chi without letting go, but his skin's desire for Chi Chi still failed to dissipate, and instead intensified. His eyes were watery and shy, and he said hesitantly: "I need a hug, I can't walk anymore." * God chases and feeds people to eat salted fish. 1V1HE/Double Clean/Mutual Favor/Qiangqiang/Next Year Food guide 1. The original game Peace Elite has been changed to a holographic setting. The characters have no prototypes and I am in the e-sports circle. Reading will not be affected if I don't play the game. The overall setting is private. 2. This article has no logic and is not documentary literature. It is not suitable for extreme party control and extreme documentary people. Please do not inform me if you abandon the article. 3. Gong is a white-haired rebellious young man, a koi in the world, with a high IQ and a wicked sense of humor. He learns everything very quickly, especially falling in love. In the early days, he dragged Zhang Zhaotian, but later he only dragged Zhang Zhaotian in front of people other than his wife. 4. Shou is a black-haired and beautiful captain, who suffers from skin hunger outside the game. She doesn't flirt with you at all, and is restrained enough to fall in love. She is super clingy. She appears in the third chapter! 5. Attack and Shou are not perfect characters, but both parties only have each other in their eyes. From birth to death, both body and soul are 1V1 and compatible. It is a super invincible and perfect match. The official match cannot be broken or reversed. Thank you. I would like to say again that I refuse to control the party in any extreme way. 6. There was a misunderstanding between the two, and it was sweet when they solved it (very quickly). The relationship between the 15-year-old and the 16-year-old was a family relationship, cuddling each other, not love, so they will not fall in love with each other as soon as they start. Any relationship has a gradual process. I don't want to explain the rest (although I say I don't want to explain, but if there is a real problem, I will try my best to explain it). If you have any questions about love, please refer to the fifth article. The sweetness in the copy is after falling in love (emphasis added), and then there will be an annoying villain in the back, who is a super assist. 7. I solemnly thank the little angels for their support, encouragement and comments. Thank you for accompanying me through the difficult serialization time (bow) [Pre-collection of "What's wrong with the longer reflection arc"] Xingzhi is a famous aloof and handsome boy in Slin High School. He is always the first place, and he can win awards easily. He is the god of learning respected and praised by all the students in Slin High School. He also has another identity—— Among the high-end players of the most popular firearms PC game "Elite", the mute medic and mute knockout Wang Koukou are known to everyone. The reason why he is called so is because the people who matched him have never seen him type a word or turn on the mic once, and he doesn't say much. Xingzhi didn't know all this. Playing games was just a way for him to free his mind and think about solutions to difficult problems. The reason he didn't reply was because his reflex arc was a bit long. By the time he was ready to type, it was too late to start a fight in the game. Until one day, he always found the same person in the queue when playing games. This person seemed to be specifically targeting him and always sent some inexplicable messages. ——Brother, are you really mute? ——Why don't you type? Is it inconvenient to play with your feet? ——I don't mean anything else, I just think you are very inspiring. ——Do you think it would be convenient for you to add a contact information? I'd like to invite you to join my team. ——Are you a girl? Don't worry, I'm really not a bad person. I am Ling Shi, the captain of Team 666. We can confirm my identity via video. ​……(Omit message 99999999+) Xingzhi has never seen someone who talks so much and is so secretive. Also because of this person's persistence, Xingzhi replied to someone in the game for the first time a month later. Xingzhi: Not mute. The reflex arc is long, the mood is stable, like a capybara attacking an Intention: forget gains and losses, and end up with this.