[Attack on Titan | Bertholdt] In Short, I Really Want to Bully Him

Andrea was born with an extraordinary talent for beating people up. She lived life as she pleased and loved freedom, and her greatest wish was to find a man who'd marry into her family so she could go out, kill Titans, and roam wherever she wanted. So she joined the Cadet Corps and immediately took a liking to the (perhaps not-so-)invisible Bertolt. From then on, she developed three favorite pastimes: teasing him, flirting with him, and bullying him! Bullying him, bullying him, bullying him. That's the point. She thought she had a pure-love story on her hands. After all, her partner looked tall, soft, and easy to bully. In the end, she discovered that this relationship was freaking absurd, as you can tell from the beginning and (fake) ending. Beginning: You're faster than him, kick him and shove him, then run! This is serious! Ending: I'm faster than him, I'll kick him and shove him, come with me! It'll be fine. Who only got into Attack on Titan in 2022? Oh, that's me. Who fell in love at first sight with the obscure Bertolt? Oh, that's me too. Who agonized over it for countless days and nights, and finally couldn't help picking up a pen to write a smut fic? Huh, that's me too. Anyway, Bert is just so adorable, and I really want to bully him (not really). It's sweet! A silly romance about everyday life in the Cadet Corps. All the other pairings are canon or canon-supported. The overall plot of Attack on Titan is so heavy that I might not be able to do it justice, or my writing style might not fit, but I couldn't hold back. Please bear with me ( Theme: Bert is adorable