Pretending to Be a Can of Pineapple

Coming next: Hello, You're So Cute Weibo: @Xiao Qiexi Cen Qingning meets a man at an airport in a foreign country. Amid the stream of people, he leans lazily against the railing. His uniform is immaculate, his shoulders broad and his waist slim. He's more perfectly proportioned than anyone she's ever drawn. She licks her lips, feeling a little mischievous. Unfortunately, her attempt to strike up a conversation fails. When she asks him in English what he's doing tonight, he glances at her and replies in Chinese, "I'm not interested in you." "..." Fine. Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. The next time she hears his voice is on the flight home. Due to temporary airspace restrictions, a calm male voice comes over the broadcast: "I'm your captain, Yu Sibai. We'll do our best to get you safely to your destination on schedule..." Cen Qingning blinks. His voice sounds even sexier now. She decides to try again. - Yu Sibai has been in a bad mood lately, and to make matters worse, there's a young woman who runs after him every day. Wherever he goes, she somehow turns up. One day, he loses patience and snaps at her for the first time. The girl freezes, then runs off with red-rimmed eyes. He waits a week, half a month, a month, but she never comes back. A month later, Yu Sibai sees her again. She's sitting at the bar, gorgeous and alluring, while seven or eight men line up to buy her a drink. She flutters her eyes at one of them and asks, "Are you free tonight...?" It's the exact same trick. He scowls, scoops her up around the waist, and carries her off. He corners her in the back alley and looks down at her. "I'm free tonight." The woman in his arms looks everywhere but at him. Finally, she pouts and says, "I'm not interested in you. I'm going to get a drink." Yu Sibai stares at her for two seconds, then smiles. "Too late." Three months later, Cen Qingning clutches her pillow, eyes misty with tears, regretting for the thousand and first time that she ever provoked this man. She kicks him and shouts, "You're not human!" "Woof," he replies lazily. "..." ○ Heiress X her personal pilot ○ Cover used with permission - Coming soon: Love in Full Bloom 1. Qiao Mai is a photography blogger with a notorious nickname in the fandom: the top-tier star killer. Every top-tier star she photographs ends up disgraced, without exception. After eight top-tier stars in a row fall from grace, Qiao Mai posts a new photo late at night. At a busy airport, a young man in a black baseball cap lifts his chin slightly, keeping his distance from the crowd. His demeanor is casual and aloof. As if sensing something, he suddenly looks up, his long, cool eyes fixed on the camera. The crowd around him blurs into nothing. The tall, straight-backed young man is the center of the world, his God-given good looks the only light in the dim photograph. In less than half an hour, "Warning: Shi Yuxi is about to fall from grace" shoots up the trending list. Shi Yuxi debuted at the top and has held the number one spot on various charts for six consecutive years. He has never had a dating scandal or any negative news. That night, when the topic blows up, nobody can sleep. Everyone fears Shi Yuxi really will fall from grace. 2. Not long afterward, the biggest video platform launches a celebrity livestream dating show. The entertainment industry goes wild. Beloved tragic-romance ships and the pairs everyone wants to see reunite are all nominated. The most outrageous nomination is the most troublemaking ship of them all: Shi Yuxi and Qiao Mai. Antis single-handedly propel the ship's nomination to the top of the comments. His fans remain stone-faced: Shi Yuxi is preparing to join a production. Don't tag him. A month later, Shi Yuxi appears on the livestream dating show. He holds out his hand to the visibly uncomfortable girl and says in a low voice, "Hello, Qiao Mai." 3. In high school, Qiao Mai had a crush on a boy. Later, the person she liked became an unattainable superstar. The distance between them was like the speed of light. No matter how hard she chased, the speed of light would always be 300,000 kilometers per second, impossible to surpass. She never imagined that one day, that beam of light would shine on her. When Shi Yuxi confesses to her, he looks at her red eyes and asks softly, "I'm a superstar now. Could you consider liking me?" One summer afternoon in high school, Shi Yuxi overhears the girl he likes chatting with her friend. Her friend asks, "Mai Mai, what kind of boy do you like?" Qiao Mai says, "I like someone who shines wherever he goes. Like... a celebrity?" Qiao Mai, I'm a superstar now. Could you like me? Theme: Embrace the blue sky. Exploring flight is a brave person's calling.