The Restricted Drug Gained Sentience

Fu Ling transmigrates, but her new identity is a little awkward.

She has become a heat-inducing poisonous herb growing deep in the mountains, born to be used in making adult drugs. Put simply, Fu Ling is now a walking aphrodisiac in human form.

The kind that makes anyone blush at a glance and gets anyone worked up with a glare.

Fu Ling: ...

This is so ridiculous I don't even know where to start.

*

Qi Yumiao is the foremost practitioner of the Heartless Dao. Like the moon and snow, he treats people with warmth, yet always keeps them at a distant remove. His affection seems no different from indifference.

Plenty of women covet him. Some even dig up a heat-inducing poisonous herb, hoping to try the vulgar trick from a romance novel and spend one night with him, just to fulfill their fantasy.

Who could have guessed that the herb would gain sentience and run away!

When Fu Ling first takes human form, she's barely clothed. Panicking, she sees a beautiful man, as if he had stepped out of a painting, approaching. He gives her a faint glance, then, after they stare at each other for a long while, walks away as if nothing happened.

Fu Ling lets out a long breath.

Looks like Heartless Dao practitioners really are the most chaste. Even a poisonous herb has no effect on him.

...Fu Ling, who once believed that, gets a painful reality check.

Qi Yumiao pins her down, and she doesn't dare open her eyes.

His whole body is flushed, his skin burning to the touch, his eyes filled with madness and overwhelming desire. “How many people did you look at today?”

“I didn't do anything! They came over and talked to me!”

“Doesn't matter.”

He brings two fingers together, as pale as jade, and casts a binding spell. Fu Ling can only stare at him stiffly, unable to look away. The longer she looks, the more wildly Qi Yumiao grins.

He chuckles, leaning close. Even his laughter is hot and breathless. “However many people you looked at, that's how many times I'll take you tonight.”

Fu Ling: Bro, why are you so horny!

Go eat some bitter herbs and cool off!

*

Fu Ling cultivates desperately, all so she can suppress the heat-inducing poison spreading from her.

Eventually, she succeeds, and can finally live normally and talk to people without a problem.

Tears of joy in her eyes, Fu Ling leaves Qi Yumiao a note and makes a getaway.

But it isn't long before he catches her and brings her back.

She sobs, “This makes no sense! I can control it now!”

Qi Yumiao smooths back his loose hair and chuckles.

“You didn't really think your heat poison had any effect on me, did you?”

Only then does Fu Ling realize that the whole thing about heat poison and cold poison is nonsense. This man is just insatiable.

No wonder holding it in for too long can turn someone into a lunatic.

Theme: Eat fewer snacks and get more sleep