Gu Mingyi has three major goals in life: to become a salted fish, to become a big salted fish, and to become the ultimate salted fish king.
In order to achieve these goals, as an actor, he keeps a low profile and keeps a low profile. Once he earns enough living expenses from filming, he will not accept endorsements or variety shows. He just hopes that he can stay at home for a while.
Unexpectedly, he was sitting at home, and disaster came from the sky. He was lying well, and he was suddenly transported to the recording site of a reality show. It was the kind of reality show where tasks were endless, and failure to complete the tasks would deprive him of his five senses, or even lead to death on the spot.
Gu Mingyi: Thank you for the invitation. I left peacefully.
In order to add decades to his life, Gu Mingyi had to complete the task seriously.
He worked hard to sing and dance in the first draft theme, and discovered the black sheep and caught him out.
He acted seriously in the idol drama theme of the second issue and discovered the black sheep and caught him out.
He struggled to survive in the third issue of the travel variety show, and discovered the black sheep and caught him out.
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Gu Mingyi: Why are there so many black sheep in your entertainment industry? Do I have to find all the bad apples before I can get out? [Salted fish lifts the table. Jpg]
Unknown female voice: Life or salted fish, you can only choose one.
Gu Mingyi: Nonsense, I can also choose thighs! Team Leaf! She bullied me!
Unknown female voice: So you are willing to let him face it alone? [AIA is shocked. Jpg]
Gu Mingyi:......
Gu Mingyi: QAQ
Li Yelang: [reach out and touch his head. Gif]
Remarks:
1. 1V1, he, the leader of the special operations team VS the artistic film actor Shou
2. Entertainment industry articles with a slightly supernatural color are essentially entertainment industry articles.
3. Daily update
——The dividing line of new serialized articles. If you are interested, you are welcome to click on the column to collect it~——
New article title: "The Savior's Virtual Lover [Hologram]"
New copywriting:
Ye Xinci, a freshman at the military academy who lost his memory for two years due to a serious illness, discovered that the world was suddenly different.
When he was caught skipping class, the professor, who was originally meticulous and could not tolerate sand, said worriedly: Is it too stressful to attend my class? I'll give you a license, and you don't need to clock in every day.
The originally arrogant leader of the military school blushed when he saw him, and asked in a low voice: Brother Ye, do you still need an errand boy? What do you think of me?
Countless characters he had only seen on the Star Network appeared in the cafeteria where he ate, in the classroom where he attended classes, and on the public aircraft he took home. Some people watched from a distance, and some people trotted up to him excitedly and extended their hands to him: Maybe you would like to shake my hand?
Ye Xinci suspected that he had traveled through time and became a savior named Porter. His mother looked at him lovingly and asked him what he was thinking, but secretly choked up: Honey, can we really not tell him the truth? He has done so much for this world.
Ye Xinci fled into a newly opened holographic game with a look of horror on his face. No one in this game knew who he was, and he could safely be his little player... That's weird!
A young NPC in the village came to the door with a book: This is an ordinary book.
[Server-wide announcement] Congratulations to the player for winning a unique secret book for a new song.
The NPC at the town drugstore handed him a bottle of pills: This is a bottle of ordinary pills.
[Server-wide announcement] Congratulations to the player for winning a bottle of peerless elixir for a new song.
Ye Xinci:...
Ye Xinci:? ? ?
Ye Xinci: I suspect that the whole world is trying to mess with me.
Seeing Ye Xinci's depressed look, a long-haired handsome man quietly touched the peerless magic weapon he was about to send out, and the magic weapon suddenly turned into a tattered sword. The handsome guy stepped forward and said mysteriously: Boy, there is a peerless magic weapon, do you want it?
Ye Xinci looked at the broken sword and felt that he had met a liar.
Ye Xinci looked at the broken sword, his eyes suddenly brightened.
He finally! You can say goodbye to server-wide announcements! What a considerate liar!
It wasn't until a month later that he took the tattered sword dungeon and caused 99,999 points of damage with one sword strike, and was awarded the first pass of the dungeon.
Ye Xinci:...
Ye Xinci:? ? ?
Ye Xinci: Senior brother, come out and I promise not to slap you in the face.
Handsome guy with long hair: Oops! I told you it was a peerless magic weapon! ^^
Remarks:
*This article is also called "Emperor Ou's Love Diary". Attacking and receiving are not exactly a life form.
*The mysterious long-haired handsome guy attacks X, the savior who doesn't want to be the savior.
*The main line is the holographic game plot, the real world is an interstellar background, and the game world is tentatively set as a fantasy cultivation background.
*1V1, HE.
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to find out the bad apples in the industry.