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After the doomsday warning was released, An Yunian and his colleagues beat up their immediate bosses who harassed them from time to time.
Then, he was fired.
After learning the result, An Yunian was fearless: The end is coming anyway, so what's the use of work? Just quit!
Who would have thought that after the end comes...
Vendor A: Twenty-one catties of apples, twenty-one catties of apples!
Vendor B: Rice costs two yuan per catty, rice costs two yuan per catty!
Landlord: Xiaonian, it's time for you to pay this month's rent, right?
An Yunian: (ΩДΩ)
An Yunian, who had no job, could only go to the flower shop downstairs with a recruitment notice to look for opportunities. Then, he began a life of battle of wits and courage with flower-buying customers.
Customer A: Can't this potted flower really be cheaper? One price, three million! I really can't afford any more!
Customer B: Does this potted flower show any signs of becoming a spirit? I want the kind that can make me a sperm, money is not an issue.
Customer C: Boy, I see you have amazing bones, why don't you join our sect? Living five hundred years is not a problem!
An Yunian:......
An Yunian: Boss, some people are bargaining, and some are trying to kidnap your employees!
Customer ABC: Farewell, farewell.
Remarks:
*The mysterious flower shop owner attacked the "ordinary" young man with extraordinary talents
*1V1, HE.
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Mu Linle once posted a song on a certain StarNet platform, but later he forgot about it.
Half a month later, there were rumors on the Star Network that a mysterious man appeared on a certain platform, and his singing could bring the dead back to life.
The little transparent Mu Linle who is participating in the audition for the music competition: Wow, he looks so awesome.
Big bosses who have heard the mysterious man sing have expressed their admiration for the mysterious man in interviews, and they have shown their magical powers and offered conditions in the hope of inviting him home to sing for them.
Boss A: I can pay you 10 million star coins a month!
Boss B: I can give him an 800-square-meter villa in Capital City in one year!
Boss C: I can give him a planet in five years!
Mu Linle, a dark horse who has just won the planet championship and is preparing to participate in the galaxy competition: Wow, I'm so impressed!
Unfortunately, the mysterious man never appeared again, and the information was encrypted. The big bosses' wishes failed, and everyone was disappointed.
Mu Linle, who is about to participate in the Galaxy Finals: Oh, what a pity. I really want to know who this mysterious person is.
It wasn't until Mu Linle made his debut as the overall winner of the competition and hummed a song without lyrics during his acceptance speech that the big guys suddenly realized that they seemed to be looking in the wrong direction.
They were ready to act, and came up with countless ideas of tricking people into going home. Then, they discovered the little chubby dragon standing on Mu Linle's shoulders.
Big guys:…
Mu Linle, who knew nothing about it, continued to give his acceptance speech: I am just an ordinary person. Without the encouragement of fans and the little dragons I raised, I would not be where I am today.
Fans: Woohoo, so touched.
Little Fat Dragon: Pride. Jpg.
Big guys: ... Marshal, you are so thick-skinned and so scheming, does Mu Linle know?
Remarks:
*On the surface, these little cute things are eating and drinking together, but they are actually the most powerful demons in the world.
*1V1, he.
Purpose: Doomsday Cultivation