Evil God Cub, Working Overtime Online

Also known as: #After Carrying Blue Star, I Became a Study Maniac# Si Rui is an evil god with a System. The System's full name is the "Abnormal Museum Development System." It's a real grind machine: it works itself to the bone, then forces its Host to work overtime and grind alongside it. Si Rui, who just wants to lie flat: ... It silently picked up an iron shovel and angrily buried the grind machine System. Unexpectedly, a tiny mishap caused all the anomalies contained in the museum to escape. With no exhibits left to supply energy, Si Rui's power began to fade, and its intelligence took a serious hit. To recover as soon as possible, it decided to hire some humans to work for it and track down the escaped exhibits. But recruiting people was too hard, and the little evil god suffered setback after setback. Then one day, an opportunity suddenly fell from the sky "Are you hiring? Our company went bankrupt, and we have three thousand strong, healthy employees who need a kind soul to take them on." Si Rui: !!! It rubbed its little chubby paws together excitedly, steeled itself, and carefully typed a reply. "Hiring." After receiving the reply, the Federation government rubbed its hands together eagerly. The fish had taken the bait... At first, after learning of the little evil god's existence, the Federation government only wanted to borrow its power to deal with the anomalies wreaking havoc on Blue Star. Later, they discovered that its Abnormal Museum could open branches in different worlds. This wasn't just some little god. It was a walking cheat code! The only problem was that the little evil god always wanted to lie flat and do nothing, so the Federation had to turn into a master of persuasion: "Little one, you need to understand that chickens come from eggs and eggs come from chickens." "I'll cover all the people and resources. You just need to spend a tiny bit of energy to open branches in other worlds..." "Trust me! The Federation doesn't trick good little ones!" Si Rui: Well...that is a little tempting. Years later, Si Rui looked at the museum branches spread across countless worlds, and at the Federation government getting along like brothers with the natives of each world. The newly minted study maniac, Rui, fell into deep thought. Was something not quite right? Reader's Guide: 1. This story is set in a completely fictional world, extremely fictional, with lots of made-up details. Please don't associate it with reality. 2. Not an evil god in the traditional sense. 3. Lighthearted, plot-driven comedy, a mid-length story. The male lead is little more than a background character. Currently Updating: "Livestreaming Ancient Cultivation to All Humanity." If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ In the ninety-ninth year of post-disaster reconstruction, humanity on Blue Star discovered that a livestream they couldn't turn off had appeared on their smart wristbands. A gloomy-looking baby face filled the screen. "Thanks for the invite. I'm in ancient times, just got off the plane, " Halfway through the line, Xin Yi casually glanced ahead. Her eyes widened in shock. "Holy crap! There's an immortal!" The camera turned to show endless rows of mountains, a towering city, and a group of young immortals in flowing robes, riding flying swords as they fought monsters. At first, people on Blue Star were wary and suspicious of the livestream, convinced it was another scheme by alien invaders. That is, until Federation citizens who'd successfully conjured tiny fireballs: !!! Oh my god, these cultivation techniques seem to be real! After people realized that the Federation wasn't pulling their leg this time, Xin Yi's livestream became a sensation. Federation citizens: Please, big streamer, we're starving. Give us those awesome techniques. Empire citizens: ??? Federation citizens: Kisses for you, big streamer. Let us touch your little alchemy manual. Empire citizens: ??? Federation citizens: Big streamer, hugs, holy crap, stop lying around! Those jerks are here to crash the party and steal our resources! Empire citizens: ... Seeing that their neighbors were about to fly into the sky on brooms, the Empire finally couldn't sit still. They grimaced and started learning the Federation's ancient script. Waaah...it's so hard, so incredibly hard. Years later: The aliens who once rampaged across Blue Star returned to their "hunting ground". Then they saw the natives of Blue Star...zooming around in outer space on brooms and mops? "Hey, look who's here, little buddy." The Blue Star people, with their built-in red-eye special effects, grinned from ear to ear. The wheel of fortune had turned. This time, the people of Blue Star would be the new hunters. Wake up, it's hunting season!! Theme: Work hard and strive forward. You can have it all