The Whole Internet Ships Our Divorce [Showbiz]

[Upcoming Contemporary Romance: Please Don't Impulsively Marry Him and About My Neighbor Having Princess Syndrome, I Have No Comment. Blurbs at the bottom. Please add them to your favorites!] Mu Luoling made her debut at nineteen, co-starring with Luo Wanzhou in the film Green Lemon Lake. They were once hailed as the best first-love couple on screen. They didn't work together again for the next five years. At the Golden Antelope Awards one year, a GIF of the two of them together at the side of the stage quickly went viral and topped the trending list. In the GIF, Luo Wanzhou reached out expressionlessly to help Mu Luoling offstage, while Mu Luoling ignored him completely, lifting her own skirt and walking right past him. The top-liked comment read: I'm dying. Why does this look like a divorced couple? Netizens who were always online jumped in to explain: They apparently dated back then, but broke up pretty quickly. Mu Luoling, horrified: ??? I didn't! I never did! Don't make things up! Netizens, eyes sparkling: We want to see them forced to work together after their breakup! * Later, Mu Luoling and Luo Wanzhou co-starred in the film My Lover from My Youth. Netizens: The actors are so professional. They can create such heartbreaking chemistry while acting opposite their ex. Luo Wanzhou, expressionless: We are very good actors. But just to correct you, she's not my ex. We're passionately in love right now. Mu Luoling, smiling for the cameras: Thanks. My boyfriend's too clingy, so I'm already thinking about breaking up with him. The whole internet thought we were playing out a second-chance romance, when in reality, we were just two rookies with zero dating experience bickering with each other. * [The divorced-couple joke came from something I saw while browsing the internet. But no one in this story is based on a real person! No one!] [Excessive sweetness ahead] [Upcoming Contemporary Romance] Please Don't Impulsively Marry Him [Blurb] Beautiful producer who gets away with murder x hotshot lawyer who plays hard to get | Equally matched | Rekindled romance | An intense game of push and pull Jiang Yilan is a documentary producer. At a planning meeting for her new project, she proposes focusing on urban women of marrying age. "In an era overflowing with handsome men and sweet romance dramas, the ideal man, in the broadest sense, seems to be within reach for urban women." "In an era when gender conflict can be exploited for profit, the ideal man, in the broadest sense, also seems to be far out of reach for urban women." "Before you decide to marry that man, are you really sure he's your Mr. Right?" This story is also known as Has Teacher Jiang Broken Up Anyone's Relationship Today? * After they reunite following a long separation, Jiang Yilan still brazenly approaches Gu Xian, without any concern for the fact that she once used him and discarded him, leaving a bad impression. Gu Xian seems not to mind the past. He lets her flirt with him again and again, and the two become increasingly close. She loves without a care, while he loves in silence. She only wants pleasure and a distraction, while he only wants her. This relationship is far too dangerous. Jiang Yilan thinks they both understand that this is only a fleeting affair, and neither of them needs a promise of forever. Until she falls deeply in love and can no longer tell whether what she feels for Gu Xian is a rush of hormones or the one true love of her life. He once kissed her passionately in the street. He once loved her with fierce, burning intensity. He won't give her another chance to change her mind and leave. #He truly loves her# #She might not love him as much# * Note: The main plot and the romance are interwoven. Each story segment is about one of the people interviewed for the documentary. [Upcoming Contemporary Romance] About My Neighbor Having Princess Syndrome, I Have No Comment [Blurb] Even by the time Xie Yuan graduated from graduate school, some of his labmates still thought he and Jiang Yi were dating. Xie Yuan explained again and again, but nobody believed him. "Come on. If you two aren't a couple, why would you pick up her packages, buy her milk tea, book her flights, fix her computer, and take care of her cats and dogs...?" Xie Yuan listened with a stony expression. If his senior hadn't had such a good memory, he wouldn't have known he'd done so many things for Jiang Yi over the past three years. Xie Yuan drew a clear line between them. "Jiang Yi and I have nothing to do with each other. She's just a spoiled princess with princess syndrome." * After going from classmates to coworkers and neighbors, Xie Yuan found himself doing all sorts of things for Jiang Yi, including but not limited to cooking, washing dishes, parking her car, putting on duvet covers, catching bugs, carrying her shopping bags, fixing the kitchen sink, and assembling furniture... Xie Yuan was furious. At this rate, Jiang Yi was going to take up all of his free time. He decided to combine the tasks that could be done together. He started eating the same meals as her, washing the same dishes, and driving the same car. In the end, he accidentally combined too much, and they were sharing the same blanket. * Princess syndrome x workaholic A sweet, sugar-coated romance The title is long because the author came up with it on a whim for fun. Theme: Work hard for the beautiful things in life.