It's Not Easy Being Me in Kaifeng

It's been ten years. It's been ten years. I've been waiting for you for ten years. The Little Potato book is actually locked. My heart is broken.

Oh my God, I've fallen into such a big pit (?_?)

Sorry, why is the hp article locked?

Is losing weight okay? Fast forward eight years

It's 2020 now. When did this literary pit begin?

I have been squatting in the pit for 8 years and the Anti-Japanese War has been successful. When will I come back to fill in the pit?

Damn it, I'm afraid I've been tricked, I'll go and go

Ahhhh! I beg you for more updates!

After all these years, my infatuation has not changed, and I look forward to your return!

I really want to curse the boss and go back to the late Northern Song Dynasty when Emperor Huiqin was in power =_=