
The Host Is Going Crazy Again Today [Quick Transmigration]
宿主今天又在发疯[快穿]
by Seriously Being a Salted Fish (认真做咸鱼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 398k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
A Newbie System has been bound to a newbie Host.
The Host is a mystery, apparently dug up from who knows where. He is blank and bewildered, with no understanding of the world.
His name is Lin Yu. His Executor ID cannot be looked up for now.
The Space-Time Administration has numerous departments. The Repair Department's main duty is to restore the worldlines of worlds thrown out of control for various reasons, either by taking the place of the protagonist or helping them quickly reach the heights they were meant to attain in the original worldline.
The department's Executors often face dangerous and tricky emergencies, cunning rogue Systems, and plot outsiders whose motives are hard to fathom...
In short, the job demands an exceptionally high level of competence.
Its members must be the best of the best, capable of eighteen things out of ten.
That is, until one day, a Newbie System showed up for duty with its apparently good-for-nothing little fool of a Host, whose only talent was his face.
The newbie team was assigned an S+ difficulty world from the start.
The System was still a rookie itself, so panicked its code was about to tie itself in knots. All it could think about was how to keep its Host alive.
Even though the Host was arrogant and rebellious, went on unpredictable rampages and caused trouble, and had the danger awareness of a complete idiot.
But the System soon realized there was no need to worry.
Even with his knowledge of the world a complete blank, Lin Yu was born knowing how to be loved.
Today, everyone is going crazy right alongside Lin Yu.
*
In a high-martial cultivation world, the protagonist's master suddenly goes berserk, and the protagonist dies by his sword. Lin Yu must surpass the master and become the foremost cultivator in the world, taking the role of the protagonist's lingering soul.
This is a long-term mission. The System advises Lin Yu to keep a low profile and build up his strength first. In any case, he should avoid confronting his master for now.
Lin Yu obediently nods, then turns around and charges straight at his master.
"Master, be my spirit beast."
"That way, you'll stay with me forever, right?"
Substitute's lingering soul disciple gong x genuinely insane, neurotic master shou
In a modern entertainment industry world, the protagonist was supposed to be a pretty face who rose to the top on looks alone. Instead, a transmigrator with a powerful cheat arrives and tramples him into the dirt. Lin Yu must deal with the unauthorized outsider System while also reaching the peak of popularity as the protagonist.
Before Lin Yu arrived, the original host had already been vilified across the internet. The System offers advice, suggesting he lie low for a while and practice his professional skills.
Lin Yu agrees, then immediately provokes the transmigrator on a public platform and recklessly flirts with the little world’s S-rank dangerous figure.
"Is saying 'I love you' enough?"
"Add a kiss, and I'll give you everything in this world."
Peerless beauty, troublemaking celebrity gong x closeted, possessive lovesick benefactor shou
In a supernatural urban world, the protagonist, a gifted Daoist who once had a smooth and successful life, has his future derailed by someone reborn with knowledge of what lies ahead. Lin Yu's task is to act as the Ghost King, assist and train the protagonist, and help him become the strongest.
There's no need to consider the details. The first step is definitely to die once.
Lin Yu
Lin Yu refuses.
Why must the Ghost King you worship be a ghost?
"Big brother, you have to become the strongest to protect me."
"All right. I'll become so strong that no one can take you away from me."
Theatrical, mischievous Ghost King with a frail human body gong x quiet protagonist who gets things done shou
[To be decided]
* One-on-one, strong x strong! They are both strong!
* The shou has waited for the gong for so many years that he's a little messed up psychologically, so please be understanding!
* The gong is a little cold-hearted in the early stages, but later focuses on cuddling up to the shou.
A preview of my upcoming novel, I Just Want to Bully Honest People [Quick Transmigration]:
World One: You Don't Love Him
Lin Mo receives a mission: play a creepy stalker who follows Xu Qinghe.
He thinks the mission makes no sense, but once he completes it, his younger brother will wake up from his vegetative state.
His younger brother is the most important person in his life. For his sake, even though he has no idea who gave him the mission or what its purpose is, he has no choice but to accept it.
Xu Qinghe is a seemingly fragile, beautiful painter, the sort who really does look like an easy target for a creepy pervert. Though Lin Mo has never met him, he throws himself into the job, following him, spying on him, and taking furtive photos. At last, the mission reaches its final stage.
But when he goes to claim his reward from the mysterious voice, the sound of static crackles, and the cold mechanical voice changes into a familiar, gentle, lingering tone.
"Sigh, big brother," says the voice that should least of all be here, as if Xu Qinghe were whispering right beside him. "You haven't noticed anything strange all this time? So big brother really is an idiot."
Lin Mo never had a younger brother. Everything he believes comes from hypnosis he experienced while unconscious.
And now, at last, he understands the source of all that cloying, sinister harassment he has suffered.
His younger brother is fake, the mission is fake, and the only real thing is that he himself has fallen into a demon's trap.
Fake creepy stalker x real creepy stalker
World Two: You Love Him
Yan Jingchu loves his master, Luo Zhaoyan, because his master raised and taught him personally. His master taught him how to conduct himself, and even packed the little bundle Yan Jingchu took with him when he went down the mountain to gain experience.
Yan Jingchu loves his Dao companion, whom he met while traveling. Gentle and kind but frail, they are like a clear spring and like moonlight. Every time Yan Jingchu sees their smile, he can't help blushing.
Yan Jingchu also loves his friends and brothers. They have faced life and death together and shared wine and laughter. His sworn brother is the most loyal friend imaginable, and Yan Jingchu gives him all his sincerity, practically willing to lay down his life for him.
Yan Jingchu loves many other people and things, too. His master raised him well, and his heart is sincere and bright. His eyes always gaze ahead, shining like those of a free and cheerful little swallow.
At the happiest moment of his life, he lies over a little table and carefully writes a letter to his master, stroke by stroke: "Master, I've been doing well lately. The world outside is so vast, even vaster than I imagined. I've met a lot of people, too, and they've all been very kind to me..."
Before the letter can be sent, everything takes a sudden turn for the worse
His Dao companion suddenly falls gravely ill and is near death, while his friend is trapped in a secret realm on the verge of collapse. Torn between them, Yan Jingchu decides to secure his companion's safety before going to rescue his friend. But by the time he arrives, he sees the secret realm collapse and swallow everything. When he rushes back, all he finds is his companion's cold corpse.
After this devastating blow, just as Yan Jingchu is drowning in grief, a warm embrace envelops him.
"What a poor little thing." His master, Luo Zhaoyan, gently wipes away his tears. His voice is as soft as when he used to soothe Yan Jingchu to sleep as a child. "Is the world outside still treating you well? Good boy, repeat after me: The little swallow will forever love only his master, forever and ever."
Yan Jingchu clutches his master's lapel like a drowning man clinging to his only lifeline. "Master..."
Luo Zhaoyan truly did raise Yan Jingchu well. This little swallow is innocent and clever, but has never known much about the world's malice. He will never know that after he left home, he was never out of Luo Zhaoyan's sight.
He loves his master, his Dao companion, and his close friend. But his companion and friend are both his master in disguise, so naturally, the person Yan Jingchu loves most is his master alone.
Genuinely righteous x falsely righteous
World Three: The Person You Love Isn't Him
When he was alive, Shi Nian loved Gu Zhinian with a passion so consuming it felt like life or death. He spent most of his young life devoted to him, but Gu Zhinian didn't love him. Gu Zhinian didn't love anyone.
Then Shi Nian died. But instead of being reincarnated, he became trapped in the phoenix crown he wore when he met his gruesome end.
Centuries passed, the world changed beyond recognition, and the phoenix crown passed through countless hands. Shi Nian would sometimes emerge to scare people, and sometimes hide inside the crown, reminiscing about his past with Gu Zhinian.
Until one day, Shi Nian slipped out of the crown and saw a familiar face.
His old love had been reincarnated, and even had the name Gu Zhinian again. Meanwhile, Shi Nian was still stuck in the same place, a mad and deranged beauty ghost.
Shi Nian makes an instant decision: I'm going to seduce him. This time, I'll get what I couldn't have before.
Gu Zhinian is still as aloof and old-fashioned as he was back then. This time, the seduction succeeds, and Shi Nian clearly sees Gu Zhinian's obsession and infatuation with him.
But once he really gets what he wanted, he weeps, because the closer he gets to this Gu Zhinian, the more he misses the Gu Zhinian from before. It turns out that even someone like him can truly love. The one he loves is the original Gu Zhinian.
So he makes another instant decision: I'm going to be reincarnated. I want to forget all this painful entanglement.
"You can't just have whatever you want," Gu Zhinian says, his thumb hooked against Shi Nian's jaw as the metallic sweetness of blood flows into his throat. The man who feeds himself to a ghost draws close and whispers to him, somehow seeming even more ghostly. "Come on, tell me. Who raised you to be so naively foolish and spoiled?"
Somewhat humanlike male ghost x wholly inhuman human
World Four: The Person You Hate Most Is Him
Theme: Healthy relationships.
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Mr. Zhong, can you not do it?
I accepted this and thank you, please log off quickly ~ Catch Yu Yu and let me kiss you hard (put the lid on the pot and run away)
I was taken out to see the cliff, and I'm still on the way. I won't be able to do it today.
It's so strange, there is no emotional line in the front, it's just Gong in the game Human World, but at the end Gong suddenly gets a haircut and is still so affectionate
People who had no money died because of supernatural writings.
Xiaoyu: Take the jpg
Damn it, Brother Liao Qi, Maomao is angry.
Hahahahaha, it's really cat-like
Woohoo, waiting for you to come back