I Hooked a General, Then Took the World by Storm

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Yu Ge, a merperson exiled to a desolate planet, made a grand return, bringing along the empire's undefeated general.

He Linjun had always kept himself pure and observed proper conduct. He never imagined he would meet a little merperson with no sense of fair play on that desolate planet.

The merperson wanted to kiss him. General He: Nope. I can only do that with my wife.

The merperson wanted to touch his tail. General He: Nope. I can only do that with my wife.

The merperson wanted to sleep together. General He: Nope. I really can only do that with my wife.

The merperson was speechless. General He: Then perhaps... would you be willing to become my wife?

Everyone said General He had brought a delicate beauty back from the desolate planet, someone who had to be carried after walking three meters and cuddled after five.

The very next day, that beauty swept the field at the mech challenge and took first place.

Later, people said the beauty had injured his leg saving the general, making it hard for him to walk or stand for long.

The very next day, at the school anniversary celebration, the beauty danced the opening number with the general. They were a match made in heaven, a handsome man and a beautiful merperson.

Later still, people said the beauty was arrogant and overbearing, doing whatever he pleased, punching a prince and kicking a researcher.

The very next day, the beauty stood alone before the queen insect, with a surging swarm of insects in front of him and the empire's people behind him.

Everyone said General He had brought a huge headache back from the desolate planet. Not only was his identity a mystery, he was always stirring up trouble. Everyone said Yu Ge didn't love him, and had only hooked a useful patron. But only He Linjun knew that his little merperson did love him. No one had ever taught him how to love, but that was all right. He would teach him, little by little.

Steady, innocent, blushes easily general gong x tremendously powerful, flirtatious beauty shou

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New actor Xie Zhen had just been nominated for Best Newcomer at the Golden Deer Awards. Before he could even attend the ceremony, he suddenly died and transmigrated into an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel.

Other people got to enjoy the power fantasy. He was the cannon fodder who constantly made life difficult for the protagonist and the Best Actor, desperately trying to become infamous by faking a gay relationship and shipping himself with someone.

By the time Xie Zhen arrived, it was too late. His predecessor had already put the publicity scheme into action, gotten himself onto the cast list of a popular dating show, and signed on to a whopping three terrible dramas as part of the deal.

Xie Zhen was speechless. Xie Zhen was furious. Xie Zhen had no choice. Under the weight of those contracts, he could only film the terrible dramas with tears in his eyes while bracing himself to appear on the dating show.

But to his utter surprise, after a fluke, #XieZhenLiaoXiuyuan was pushed onto the trending list by his own agency. The company wanted money, the dating show wanted attention, and he was forced to pair up with Liao Xiuyuan.

He wanted to run away, but he couldn't.

Xie Zhen could only grit his teeth and play along, while quietly waiting for the Best Actor's destined partner to come and save him from this disastrous show.

Then the original male lead showed up and said the first thing out of his mouth: You and Liao Xiuyuan are so sweet together.

Xie Zhen: ? Why don't you just kill me?

Three-time award-winning Best Actor Liao Xiuyuan joined a dating show on a whim. There, he met a young actor who was so nervous about shipping himself with someone that he apologized whenever he ran into Liao Xiuyuan, said "Sorry to bother you" when asking him on a date, and even thanked him profusely when Liao Xiuyuan gave him a little gift: "Thank you, thank you. You're such a wonderful person."

Liao Xiuyuan: ? Why don't you just stop shipping us?

Finally, when the other man tried to tug up his sleeve for the fifth time, Liao Xiuyuan couldn't take it anymore and grabbed his hand in front of the cameras.

Now that's how you ship a couple. Got it?

Best Actor gong who can't take it anymore and personally teaches the other how to ship a couple x nervous, earnest actor shou who diligently studies how to ship a couple

*A somewhat silly, sweet entertainment-industry romance.

Message: No matter how many hardships you go through, always keep a sincere heart.