Shen Zhijuan is a living area UP owner at Station C. Recently, he often receives some strange phone calls.
"Hello, I'm Mrs. Meng. Recently, I suddenly feel that ghost life is meaningless. Do you have any suggestions?"
"Yue Lao has a heavy and stressful job, but my boss doesn't allow me to resign. What should I do?"
"I am the Kitchen God, and I am a good friend with the God of Wealth. But now that the God of Wealth is very popular, I am left out. I feel so sad. I feel like I can no longer be friends with him."
Shen Zhijuan thought this was a new type of prank, so he suggested irresponsibly.
"You can change your job, such as selling milk tea."
"If you don't do your job well, why don't you do it well? If something goes wrong, your boss will ask you to resign."
"If you can't be friends, you can be lovers. If you attack him, I'll keep an eye on you!"
Shen Zhijuan even made the most of these videos and uploaded them to the website, which became very popular.
In the life-threatening living area of Station C, Shen Zhijuan relied on these materials that fell from the sky like a fish in water and made a lot of money.
But gradually, he began to feel that something was wrong.
First of all, a Meng Po milk tea shop opened on the street in the city. It is said that after drinking it, you can see your past life, but there are some sequelae - amnesia.
It didn't take long.
He received a wedding invitation from the Kitchen God and the God of Wealth, as well as a 10 million lottery ticket with four big words - Matchmaker Red Envelope.
Shen Zhijuan panicked a little, thinking of the man he flirted with every night.
An ominous premonition suddenly arose in my heart.
At this moment, there was a knock on his door.
A handsome, tall man held up the doorframe.
A long red thread was stretched out from his wrist, and the other end was hung on his hand.
"Are you the one Yue Lao said was my destined love?"
Shen Zhijuan: "..."
"What is your identity?"
"My full name is XXXXX, and the world calls me Emperor Fengdu."
Small Theater
When Shen Zhijuan was taking business orders.
The sponsor's dad (with a lot of money): The last creative promotion of the underworld was very effective. This time we can do the same series. How much does it cost?
Shen Zhijuan: 200 million.
Fund owner dad:! ! !
Shen Zhijuan: ... Mingcoin.
Fund owner's father:? ? ?
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"The Lord of Rules and Weird Tales, Me?"
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Ji Ze is an ordinary and poor male college student.
But he has a secret.
His mother was beautiful, but had eight eyes and six hands.
His father is quiet and reliable, but likes to hide in other people's shadows.
And my sister who buries herself and others in the ground every day.
And a pet dog that will drop bones and scraps when excited.
And other relatives who visit from time to time.
Ji Ze is very distressed.
Although he loved his family, they just didn't seem normal.
Because they were worried that they would be arrested by the police and sent to the autopsy table.
Ji Ze had to set some rules for them.
For example, reply to messages in a timely manner.
For example, obey traffic rules.
For example, you cannot eat what others give you.
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A hundred years ago, something strange came to Blue Star.
They are powerful, dangerous, and uncontrollable.
Encountering strange human beings will result in death or injury.
Until one day, a group of human beings in City A suddenly received an invitation on their mobile phones to kill Xixi.
Since then, humans have discovered that the originally chaotic and strange world suddenly had rules.
For example, if you use a red light to shine on something weird, it will suddenly stop.
For example, if you take the initiative to feed Weiyi, Weiyi will leave.
For another example, every Sunday night, all the weirdness in the city will suddenly disappear, leaving it extra peaceful.
Ji Ze: What's up? It's normal for the family to have dinner together once a week!
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One time, when the special operations team was in a desperate situation, they discovered that an ordinary college student named Ji Ze had strayed into it.
To protect him, Captain stood between him and Weird.
The captain thought he would definitely die, but when he opened his eyes, he found that Ji Ze had grabbed Wei Wei and made a big backhand.
Team leader:? ? ?
Ji Ze held up Wei Wei, who was already honest, and said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, my relatives are a bit road-crazy..."
Captain:? ? ? ? ?
Later, they found out.
The S-level weird "Mrs. Eight Eyes" is his mother.
The S-level weird "Hunting Shadow" is his father.
The strange S-class "Hell Hound" is his pet.
Finally, the captain pointed tremblingly at the most unmentionable SSS-001, and asked: "Then he is...?"
Ji Ze scratched his face shyly: "Ahem... He is my boyfriend."
Intention: If you have a pure and kind mind, you will have God's help.
