The Lord of Rules and Weird Stories, Am I?

[This article will be uploaded to V tomorrow (July 14th). I hope the little angels will support you~Momo~ Ji Ze is a beautiful but poor male college student. But he has a secret. His mother is beautiful, but has eight eyes and six hands. His father is quiet and reliable, but likes to hide in other people's shadows. And my sister who buries herself and others in the ground every day. And a pet dog that will drop bones and scraps when excited. And other relatives who visit from time to time. Ji Ze is very distressed. Although he loved his family, they just didn't seem normal. Because they were worried that they would be arrested by the police and sent to the autopsy table. Ji Ze had to set some rules for them. For example, reply to messages in a timely manner. For example, obey traffic rules. For example, you cannot eat what others give you. - A hundred years ago, something strange came to Blue Star. They are powerful, dangerous, and uncontrollable. Encountering strange human beings will result in death or injury. Until one day, a group of human beings in City A suddenly received an invitation on their mobile phones to kill Xixi. Since then, humans have discovered that the originally chaotic and strange world suddenly had rules. For example, if you use a red light to shine on something weird, it will suddenly stop. For example, if you take the initiative to feed Weiyi, Weiyi will leave. For another example, every Sunday night, all the weirdness in the city will suddenly disappear, leaving it extra peaceful. Ji Ze: What's up? It's normal for the family to have dinner together once a week! - One time, when the special operations team was in a desperate situation, they discovered that an ordinary college student named Ji Ze had strayed into it. To protect him, Captain stood between him and Weird. The captain thought he would definitely die, but when he opened his eyes, he found that Ji Ze had grabbed Wei Wei and made a big backhand. Team leader:? ? ? Ji Ze held up Wei Wei, who was already honest, and said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, my relatives are a bit road-crazy..." Captain:? ? ? ? ? Later, they found out. The S-level weird "Mrs. Eight Eyes" is his mother. The S-level weird "Hunting Shadow" is his father. The strange S-class "Hell Hound" is his pet. Finally, the captain pointed tremblingly at the most unmentionable SSS-001, and asked: "Then he is...?" Ji Ze scratched his face shyly: "Ahem... He is my boyfriend." ======Please collect in advance======== "Traveling to Ancient Times to Be a Sycophant" ID:10666759 Copywriting: The protagonist, a graduate student, waits on his tutor, does errands, and does all the dirty work. After three years of hard work, I finally won the top issue, but I traveled through time. In order to survive, he changed from a scientific researcher who coaxed his mentor to a court official who coaxed the tyrant. The tyrant is extravagant and builds a lot of things. The courtiers fell to the ground and wept: This move wastes people and money! Your Majesty, no! Only the protagonist jumped out and shouted: Your Majesty is wise! Later, the protagonist holds the two major weapons of cement and glass, builds factories, and doubles taxes. Courtier:! ! ! The tyrant levied excessive taxes and resorted to military force. The courtiers knelt down and remonstrated: This move will deplete the country's power! Your Majesty, no! Only the protagonist jumped out and shouted: Your Majesty is wise! Later, the protagonist took firearms and weapons to eliminate the border troubles, and the other barbarians surrendered, and the border became a fortress in the south of the Yangtze River. Courtier:! ! ! The tyrant is murderous and murders the loyal and good. The court officials kowtowed and urged: This move will shake the foundation of the country! Your Majesty, no! Only the protagonist jumped out and shouted: Your Majesty is wise! Later, the protagonist implemented KPI assessment and the last elimination system, eliminated mediocre and lazy officials, and the government and the public took on a new look. Courtier:! ! ! In these years, the imperial army and horses were strong, the officials were in charge of the Qingming Dynasty, and the people had enough food and clothing to live and work in peace and contentment. The courtiers who once scolded him for being treacherous are now rushing to praise him. Protagonist: I'm not! I don't! - The protagonist licked too hard and accidentally licked himself into the tyrant's bed. The next day, the tyrant announced in court that he would make him his queen. The courtiers were shocked and opposed wildly. The protagonist subconsciously jumped out and shouted: Your Majesty is wise... Wait? ! After reacting, he was so frightened that he quickly picked up his pants and ran away to Jiangnan with his pension in his pocket. Unexpectedly, before Run could get out of the gate of the capital, he would be blocked. The handsome and cold tyrant reined in his horse and stood up, lifting the protagonist's chin with his whip, and his voice was dangerous. "My beloved, didn't you promise to be my queen?" Protagonist:! ! ! Concept: A happy family requires the dedication of every family member.