An embarrassing old work, read at your own risk.
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In the year 467 of the New Era, the gods descend upon the human world and create an infinite space called The Gods' Advent.
The gods unleash calamities upon humanity and create bizarre-looking followers, corrupting reality with desire and divine authority. Those who survive in the human world may not be in purgatory, but they might as well be.
Wei Liang is the head of the Paranormal Investigation Unit, a thorn in the side of the gods and their followers. On her way home from work, she runs into fanatical believers out for revenge. Just as she is about to die, a voice speaks in her ear.
[Your life is in danger. The merciful god has decided to give you a chance to survive. Welcome to The Gods' Advent. Do your best to clear the levels and earn the god's favor.]
Still recovering from serious injuries, she is barely clinging to life. The god's hostility toward her is obvious. Every viewer who enters her livestream assumes she won't survive the first instance, and they all bet on which point in the progress bar she'll die at.
Someone says never to look a god in the eye.
Wei Liang draws the divine markings from the god's eye with one hand and asks pleasantly, "You mean eyes like these?"
Someone says a god's curse can't be broken, and she'll inevitably die within three instances.
Wei Liang looks at the debuff above her head. "I've had this for seven or eight instances now. It looks pretty good on me. Want it?"
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Wei Liang returns from the living hell the gods created, with gods who want her dead lined up from Mount Meru all the way to Takamagahara. Armed with the tarot cards she's carried for twenty years, she sets out on the path of revenge.
A Guide to the Gods' Game
1. Stay alive.
2. Don't trust a god's promises.
3. The god declares: Kill Wei Liang and become a god.
Some people kneel before her, begging for their wishes to come true. Some become her most devoted followers and stand against the gods.
Some plot to kill her and take her place. Some put her on trial for disrespecting the gods.
"Though mortal, humanity can stand shoulder to shoulder with the gods and must take control of its own fate."
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A physically overpowering heroine who kills any god that stands in her way x a male lead who is genuinely a split-personality mosaic
The heroine's surname is Wei, pronounced "yu." Her name is Wei Liang.
2022.6.6
I'll Go Viral on a Dating Show Thanks to Metaphysics
Bai Luo, a top student of the occult arts, wakes up as the cannon fodder female supporting character in a melodramatic novel.
The original character loses all sense because of love. Once a rising star known for her talent, she manages to ruin her reputation across the internet for the sake of the male lead.
On the very first day of a dating show with him, she even falls off a cliff and dies trying to get his attention.
When she's carried up from the bottom of the cliff, everyone thinks she won't make it. But she's incredibly lucky: not only does she survive, her personality changes completely. It's as if the fall has opened up her energy channels.
The viewers are waiting for Bai Luo to be excluded and mocked.
Instead, they watch her tear apart female ghosts and punch fox spirits, turning the dating show into a paranormal variety show.
A female guest keeps hearing a baby crying in the middle of the night, so she insists on switching rooms with Bai Luo.
The day after they change rooms, a goofy little child appears dangling from Bai Luo's leg. After that, no child ever disturbs the guests at night again.
Male guest number three is incredibly unlucky. He trips on flat ground while walking on the beach, and he's the only one who gets food poisoning.
Bai Luo knocks on his door. Just as the viewers think she's finally remembered what kind of show she's on, she holds up a QR code of her own.
"Merit-earning rituals, 30,000 yuan. No discounts. Effective fast. Guaranteed fair treatment for all."
The viewers see the male guest's luck visibly improve. They instantly forget Bai Luo's old scandals and flood the comments with cries of protest.
"Master Bai! Why are you holding the QR code backward? Don't you think of us as your own people?"
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Bai Luo clears her name and becomes famous again by catching ghosts and telling fortunes on the dating show. She never expects to be pursued by a male fox spirit.
During the day, she beats the island's foxes until they yelp. At night, that male fox shows up beneath her window with king crab and crayfish, sweetly trying to win her over.
She thinks everything will be fine once she leaves the island, but her new drama's co-star turns out to be him too???
When filming wraps, Bai Luo races home and posts on Weibo.
#BewareOfMaleFoxSpirits#
Theme: Gather kindling for everyone.
100,000 More quickly! One hundred thousand quickly! One hundred thousand quickly! Why isn't this article popular? Madam, please think of a way to apply for two more lists (twisting)
Wow! The cover is of a very sassy young lady~ I'm so excited~ Collect it and keep it
Tweet comes from Madam. Come on, update!!! Want to gain weight!!!
Could it be that the heroine has lost his memory and opened a new account?
I don't understand why the admiration value of 99 suddenly plummeted to more than 30?
So are they siblings???
Catching insects~ When Dr. Liang was a child "After disappearing"
555555555 I kept it for several days and enjoyed watching it, but it's gone again. (Shake the draft box)
Hahahahaha bee daddy
"Let's" catch a big bug for the author~