That son of the Human Emperor, a man with no ambition and a disgrace to the human race, was finally gone.
Five years after his death, Qiao Xiao was reborn as a nameless child from the slums, with no father or mother.
When people asked his name, they would wave him off and say it was unlucky. Why not pick a different one?
But Qiao Xiao didn't care. His last life had been exhausting, and now all he wanted was to be a carefree couch potato, doing a little odd work, eating and drinking, then drooling over his adorable little dragon on TV...
But can someone explain why, even though he looks completely different, the villains who fought him to the death in his last life can still find him?
Wait, is it just him, or are the villains acting a little weird?
Villain No. 1, the human second prince, corners Qiao Xiao in a filthy slum alley, a place completely at odds with his bearing. His gaze is fervent and fierce. "I know you're my older brother. I never want to be apart from you again."
Qiao Xiao is stunned. "Didn't you used to hope I'd kick the bucket every day?"
Villain No. 2, the great marshal known as the light of humanity, leaps from a high platform without hesitation and catches Qiao Xiao in his arms as he falls. "No matter what happens, I will never let go of your hand again."
Qiao Xiao is horrified. "Unless my memory's gone, weren't you the one who started calling me a disgrace to the human race?"
Villain No. 3, the dragon race's greatest warrior, fights through a chaotic battlefield and countless enemies, drenched in blood, just to stand before Qiao Xiao. "Will you come home with me?"
Qiao Xiao is baffled. "Buddy, I died by your hand. Have you forgotten???"
Then he turns to look at his beautiful, peerless little dragon and swallows. "My little dragon is still the best."
The villains are losing it. "That one's the real villain! He's utterly vile, he'll do anything, and he's done every kind of evil! Don't believe him, ahhhhh!"
Qiao Xiao frowns. "What are you talking about? My little dragon could never be like that."
Long Ran hides his blood-covered hands behind his back and gives Qiao Xiao a sweet smile. "Mm."
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A sweet, carefree bottom who really just wants to laze around but accidentally becomes invincible VS a top who would do anything and change everything for his beloved, sweet on the outside and ruthless within.
Theme: Don't fight and kill. Living a good life is what matters most.
