[Irregular updates. Please bookmark this story for easy access.]
I, Rita Skeeter, am a ravishing blonde, an eight-time winner of the Wizarding Quill Award, and an honorary lifetime reporter for the Daily Prophet. My unruly quill has exposed many hollow reputations and brought readers the truth behind long-buried history.
With dozens of unpublished, top-secret manuscripts in hand, I will take you behind the gleaming facades of our war heroes...
Contents:
1. Gellert Grindelwald x Albus Dumbledore: The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
2. Tom Riddle x Abraxas Malfoy: Armando Dippet: Master or Moron?
3. Sirius Black x Remus Lupin: Lupin: Man or Wolf?
4. Albus Dumbledore x Harry Potter: Dumbledore's Army: The Dark Side of the Veterans
5. Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter: Auror Chief's Secret Love Affair? Another Scandal at the Ministry of Magic
6. Severus Snape x Harry Potter: Snape: Villain or Saint?
7. Albus Dumbledore x Lucius Malfoy: Shadows Behind the Headmaster's Chair: Money or Backroom Deals?
8. Theseus Scamander x Newt Scamander: Man or Beast? The Real Newt Scamander
9. Minerva McGonagall x Hermione Granger: Beauty or Cunning? Granger's Tactics for Rising to the Top
Reader Advisory:
1. This story is written entirely in Miss Skeeter's voice. It may make you uncomfortable, but as everyone knows, Skeeter's quill is made up of one-quarter truth and three-quarters nonsense.
2. Updates are irregular, and there are several unbelievable shipping tendencies. Please check the contents carefully before deciding what to read.
3. All rights and credit belong to the great Rowling. No one understands the wizarding world better than she does. (Cover text: Flourish and Blotts and "Rita Skeeter's Top Secret communication set")
Theme: Wherever there's gossip, there's a beetle
If anyone is lucky enough to download "Miss", you can watch it when you are offline (remember not to watch half of it when you are online, you won't want to know the reason)
Damn, why is the prank locked?
Is this article updated yet? I've never seen it from this angle before and it's quite interesting. Also, why can't I watch Missy and Mischief? I watched half of it and was waiting to finish it. Where can I still watch it?
Finally, I found an article that I liked. I smelled it and scolded it late at night, only to find that it was locked. Jinjiang didn't have the heart to do it.
I beg everyone who has a prank extra please plz!!!
I'm really sad that I found out about my twins so late (it's locked so I can only do it here). Who knows how much I like sandwich cookies (?_?)(?_?)!!! Thank you so much!!!
Is there anyone who has a special episode for the eldest lady? I'll beg you for free.
Woohoo, wow, I really like Gemini. If you have any requests for other websites, please tell me. They are really beautiful.
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If anyone is lucky enough to download "Miss", you can watch it when you are offline (remember not to watch half of it when you are online, you won't want to know the reason)
Damn, why is the prank locked?
Is this article updated yet? I've never seen it from this angle before and it's quite interesting. Also, why can't I watch Missy and Mischief? I watched half of it and was waiting to finish it. Where can I still watch it?
Finally, I found an article that I liked. I smelled it and scolded it late at night, only to find that it was locked. Jinjiang didn't have the heart to do it.
I beg everyone who has a prank extra please plz!!!
I'm really sad that I found out about my twins so late (it's locked so I can only do it here). Who knows how much I like sandwich cookies (?_?)(?_?)!!! Thank you so much!!!
Is there anyone who has a special episode for the eldest lady? I'll beg you for free.
Woohoo, wow, I really like Gemini. If you have any requests for other websites, please tell me. They are really beautiful.
Please give me some prank extras oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Damn, why is the prank locked?