The Unlucky God of Misfortune Has Countless Divine Beasts

Please pre-order my next story, Days of Everyone Working at the Zoo and Being Adorable. The blurb is at the very bottom. I: The year Qin Qi turned eighteen, two major things happened to him. He lost the most important person in his life, and his many relatives drove him out of the house. To support himself, Qin Qi worked as a bartender, a morgue attendant who carried bodies, and a street food vendor. Later, the bar that hired him nearly went under, and nobody bought anything from his street stall. Qin Qi understood. His fate, destined to be poor and unlucky, wasn't just an empty rumor. He was so poor he was about to go hungry, and had no choice but to move into an unfinished building inhabited by evil ghosts and vengeful spirits. With poverty threatening to kill him on one side and evil ghosts and vengeful spirits on the other, Qin Qi was often driven to question his life. If he couldn't change things, he might as well lie flat. Qin Qi accepted that he was destined for a poor and short life. But just then, a fluffy paw gently tugged at his arm. “Hey, could you call the police for me before you lie flat?” A cat, pure white and as lovely as a spirit, gazed at Qin Qi with hopeful eyes. A seven-meter-long, two-ton giant crocodile stubbornly chased after Qin Qi. “Don't run! I'm not going to eat you!” A Titanoboa, the ruler of the Paleocene more than fifty thousand years ago, asked, “My child is missing. Could you help me find it?” The blue whale family, the largest mammals in the world, groaned in pain. “Could you remove the barnacles from our bodies? You'll be handsomely rewarded!” And there were many, many more. I'll spare you the list. Just like that, Qin Qi was forced to find himself a “job.” His payment was plump rats, fresh river fish, gems lying untouched at the bottom of the lake, mountains of top-quality seafood... Wait! Are you trying to fatten me up? Faced with mountains of ingredients, Qin Qi looked horrified. Note: The protagonist's big cats are all the kind that can't breathe because they're dead. Blurb for the new story: Please add it to your favorites~ (puppy paws waving goodbye for the New Year) Blurb: After an unlucky car accident, Mu Jiaxing thought he was a goner. But when he opened his eyes, he had become a... monkey? On the bright side, at least it wasn't one from Mount Emei. Mu Jiaxing had no choice but to pack his bags and head to his grandfather's zoo to make a living. What? The zoo went bankrupt!! What?! What kind of job requires me, a nationally protected golden snub-nosed monkey, to do it? As the zoo's sole heir, Mu Jiaxing could only put on his uniform with tears in his eyes and run the place against his will. He thought he was the only one this unlucky in the world, but... NO NO NO NO! A female gorilla came forward to tell her story. My name is Zhao Yirou. I was the campus belle of F University and a ballet student. In other people's words, I was a typical rich beauty. Until I turned into a two-meter-tall gorilla with a six-pack and deep-set nostrils... A clumsy tiger who still wasn't used to its own paws poked its head out expectantly. Are we getting off work? Mommy!! (heart-wrenching scream)~ The tiger sprang straight up. A roach! There's a roach! Back! Back! Back! Help~ Somebody help~ Is anyone there?! Mu Jiaxing rushed over when he heard the commotion, only to see a Burmese python that had tied itself into a bow... A Husky watching from the sidelines pushed up its nonexistent glasses, quickly searched for information, and calmly gave instructions. “Control your ventral scales so they move, then engage your costal muscles to contract and push your ribs along!” Just then, an old man walked by and casually asked the Husky, “Hey? Wang Ergou? You haven't jumped in a cesspit today?” “...” Mu Jiaxing: All in all, we're selling a whole new kind of cute! Note: An animal-zoo management story, with everyone transmigrating together. Thanks to the wonderful cover by BS. Theme: Stay true to yourself and love life