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As a rookie at the transmigration bureau, Qixi was sent by her superior into an old-school rich-family novel to play a cannon-fodder character.
Normally, rookies wouldn't be assigned something like this.
But the original cannon-fodder native had died before the plot even got going.
All the face-slapping satisfaction and foreshadowing had vanished!
The bureau turned back time and sent many experienced agents to correct the world's storyline. They usually didn't even survive until the next day.
Experienced agents: Help! I've never seen so many people who hate evil and uphold justice! Bad people can't survive in that world!
Most of the experienced agents refused to go back a second time.
So the bureau began randomly picking unlucky people.
Qixi, who had never been a bad person in her life, was chosen!
Desperate to learn how to do bad things, Qixi redeemed a Bad Kid System in the store!
A growth-type System that could level up all the way to become a king someday, probably in about ten thousand years!
For now, it could only teach her how to do bad things at a Bad Kid level!
The System whispered wickedly in Qixi's ear, “Go! Steal his lollipop! Make him cry!”
After hearing the instructions, Qixi's anxious fear of breaking the law shattered into stone.
“...Am I Fat Tiger or something?!”
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The sickly head of the Shao family seemed to have changed. They said she was beautiful, but she never did anything good and was detested by everyone. Who would bother noticing what she looked like?
But now she was still the same, her methods still “ruthless.” She was bedridden and would cough up blood at the slightest provocation.
Red blood, like pearls of mermaid tears, ran from her snow-white fingertips onto a white rose. She leisurely wiped the blood from her hands with the flower, uttering “cruel words” while retaining a graceful, beautiful air that tempted people to fall into depravity.
She made mouths water, leaving everyone helpless.
They only wanted to give her everything.
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Good people, all with elegant features and peerless beauty, gathered around Qixi, smiling gently.
Good People A, B, and C: You're such a good person, even if you don't mean what you say.
+++++++++Next up, the selection of consorts.
+++++++++Darling, which one of us do you like best?
Qixi: Um, actually... I have a boyfriend. Really.
[A rookie temp heroine nervously playing a villainess X a jealous male lead who falls for cannon fodder despite being condemned by his conscience]
[One-on-one romance]
[As usual, a silly, cheesy Mary Sue story, a fun little romp~]
2021.10.28
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Coming soon: I'm the R-Rank Sister of an SSR-Rank Brother
(1) [Third-person narration]
This is a world where stardom is determined by talent.
A star's ceiling may be decided the moment they're born.
Unfortunately, you were born under an unlucky star and came into the world as an R-rank.
Your brother, on the other hand, is an SSR.
He became a top-tier star after appearing in formula commercials as a baby, while you joined an entertainment company as a trainee at age eight and didn't even have a single street-style photo.
(2)
Ten years have passed.
If this were a game, the ceilings for your acting, singing, and dancing would all be sixty.
Your brother's ceiling could reach one hundred thousand.
(3)
You can't hang yourself from just one tree.
You want to switch careers and go to New Oriental Culinary School.
(4)
Your family wails: Our ancestors have all worked in show business. Leaving this industry would be unfilial.
Life has its ups and downs.
Your family wants you to start at the bottom, perhaps as a corpse extra who gets “blown up” twenty times a day.
You figure that with your R-rank talent, you'll keep getting “blown up” until your eightieth birthday.
(5)
Your family doesn't approve of your New Oriental aspirations, and they won't pay your company's contract termination fee either.
You just turned eighteen.
You have no money.
You can only work part-time.
(6)
Your brother has a job lined up: a sibling adventure variety show.
He asks if you'll go.
You won't.
Then you hear there's money involved.
So you go.
(7)
Still, you think your brother must be crazy to join this show.
He's good at everything, but he's afraid of the dark, ghosts, heights, every kind of snake and bug, and scary stories.
As it turns out, he was tricked into signing the contract and has no choice but to go.
You scoff. This is nothing. You have your brother covered.
(8)
In the show's introductory profile, your singing, dancing, and acting are so bad that people would change the channel immediately.
The celebrities on the show look down on you, openly and behind your back, for being so bad at your job.
Online, people mock your brother for using his connections to bring you into the industry. Looking at your delicate appearance, they reckon he'll have to carry you the whole way.
You're the perfect bottom-of-the-class comparison.
But then come the haunted house, mountain climbing, and surviving in the wilderness...
While everyone else shrieks and panics, you and your equally shrieking brother make it all the way to the top.
(9)
Before, even without checking the news, you knew how badly people were dragging you online.
Later, the internet starts calling you and your brother the best sibling duo.
The production team wants to give you a regular cooking show.
The haters outside the show have become fans and are waiting for you to open a restaurant.
People on the show want to teach you to sing, dance, and act, and bring you into the industry afterward.
You haven't even gotten angry yet when your brother explodes.
Your brother fumes: What kind of nobodies are they?! They want to date you, but have they even considered whether they're good enough for you?
(10)
When you receive a love-letter paper airplane, you finally understand.
This isn't just an adventure show.
It's a dating show, too.
1. This is a fictional entertainment industry where people who don't meet the standards can't get work, no matter what. There's no such thing as pulling strings.
2. Everyone is SSR-rank. A temporary slump is just because your card is different from everyone else's, and you haven't found the right direction yet.
3. As always, a cheesy Mary Sue story.
2022.8.4
Theme: Be kind and positive
I love Jin Chan so much, who doesn't love her sexy figure?
Finished spreading flowers!!! By the way, I originally thought Chu Daoming had the best figure among the three slices, but I didn't expect that it was Xiu Jinchan who was the sexiest hahahaha
Zhuo, I want to watch 4P, plus Ying Quan, let's do 5P (I'm sorry, I'm not a human being, I'm guilty)
After watching it again, I still really like Xiu Jin Chan!!! Can't resist the big bear!!
Super sexy king!!! I'm so greedy!!! Shasha
I'm going crazy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh ho ho! Modo Modo
Heartbroken, so there was no close contact with Duan Zhixing...
Big breast daddy! How can I live without you? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Usuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. !!
We promised to publish a new article in mid-to-late July, so that's almost it. It's already mid-month now!!!