I, Liu Shaobai, am an ordinary male insect, 18 years old, with no great ambitions. I just want to write some raunchy romance stories. But I've never been in a relationship, and I spend every day tearing my hair out for inspiration, worrying so much I'm going bald. I thought my male insect friends, with their extensive experience and numerous female insects, could give me some advice. But the female insects they talked about were all so alike they were boring: quiet, stammering, sturdy and hardy, and only showing an interesting reaction when you made them feel pain. The sub-females, meanwhile, were all gentle as water, soft, and delicious.
Honestly, I only want to write raunchy romance. I have absolutely no interest in writing a story about youthful heartbreak.
As it happens, Imperial University sent me an admission letter.
At the time, I was studying The Outward Behaviors of the Nine Personality Types when a flash of inspiration struck me...
Why not observe them in person? I could conduct a survey, select female insects representing the nine personality types, and meet them to learn the details of their lives firsthand.
That's the plan!
When my male insect friends heard what I intended to do, they said meaningfully, “Shaobai, you really know how to have fun. We're joining too!”
Liu Shaobai: “?”
My male insect friends not only came to school with me, they were also extremely enthusiastic about helping organize the survey, even setting up a ranking.
I was deeply moved. What good friends they were!
When the results came in, I picked up my notebook and started observing the top-ranked Type One from every angle, including his food, clothes, home, and travel.
Ahem. Anyway, there was a little mishap, and by the time I finished writing my raunchy romance novel, I also had a male spouse.
Type Four personality, a crazy artist male insect, Liu Shaobai x Type One personality, perfectionist female insect who really is crazy, Mu Shaoai
Theme: If you have a mouth, use it to speak properly, or you'll only grow farther apart
I saw the new author support program, and the author can even be listed on the new author list on the first month of signing the contract. I was very impulsive and transferred this article to the new account. The name of the new account is "Zhizhuo", which means burning. The book is called "Zerg Males Are Emotional Idiots" Thank you for your company during these 10 days. But the collection of comments has not increased, which makes me very frustrated. In addition, there are a lot of worries here in the third dimension, which makes it very confusing. I did this on impulse today. I am probably the kind of writer who really needs a response from readers. Squatting to reply is simply what I look forward to throughout the day. Thank you everyone, and I'm very sorry for causing trouble to readers. Although I have said that I will post on a new account, I am still ready to pounce. Cry loudly.
Is the author here? The front is locked and I haven't finished reading it yet.
What happened to the return? I locked the first 12 pictures as soon as I finished reading them.
Please comment and add it to your collection, the stars will blink.
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Hahahaha, do you think this is an afterthought?
Hug, hug, hug, readers are very enthusiastic
Suddenly became so tall
It's pretty good. There is no equality in the first place, but we can understand each other. If all things were equal, there would be no world. But we need to understand and respect each other. This is the meaning of the differences in all things in the world.
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