
I Transmigrated into a Book and Got Rich by Lazing Around
穿书后靠咸鱼苟命暴富
by Sugar Branch (糖枝)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 69k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Ye Xuning was an utterly ordinary, lazy employee at the Bureau of Monster Management. She firmly believed that a government job was the ultimate destination in life. She usually slacked off while getting paid, and whenever she ran short on cash, she'd take a commission and earn enough for half an apartment.
But one day, the System told her that she was actually living inside a novel called Love Across the Human and Monster Worlds: The Maid's Madly Passionate Romance, and that she was the vicious supporting female character who would envy and frame the heroine.
On top of that,
Her former employer, the Serpent of the Endless Sea, was the book's greatest villain, capable of destroying heaven and earth.
Her boss and friend was a high-ranking Bureau official who envied and oppressed the male lead.
Her assistant, Yi Yue, was a werewolf who would eventually wipe out the male and female leads' entire group single-handedly.
Her other assistant, Tang Ke, was a rich-family villain who coveted the heroine's beauty and tried to take her by force, only to be humiliated by the male lead and left with a crippled leg.
Had she transmigrated into a book about a villain's lair? Why was there not a single decent person around her?
The System's mission for her was to turn Yi Yue, the most dangerous villain in the book and the one who would give a character a bad ending all on his own, into an upstanding young man; help the male and female leads avoid the plots and oppression of all kinds of villains; let them live well, fall in love, and reach a happy ending for everyone.
Ye Xuning: ...
She had to be a teacher and a matchmaker, and even a bodyguard when needed. Was the System treating her like a workhorse? Even a capitalist would cry at this job.
And so, the mission began:
Ye Xuning opened The Fragrant Soul: One Principle That Can Change Your Life and recited it word for word to Yi Yue: "Do things with love, and live with gratitude..."
She directly recruited the silly, sweet heroine, who was constantly framed, oppressed, and looked down on, into the Bureau. The heroine became her third assistant.
As for the male lead, well, to help the two leads develop feelings faster, he could come work as her assistant too!
Great. That was pretty much her mission complete. Now she could quietly lie flat.
System: Do you think I'm blind?
The Host is slacking off and going through the motions, thinking about nothing but making money all day. The villain is about to turn evil, and the male and female leads have no chemistry whatsoever. Should I run away first? Anyone there? It's urgent.
Two years later.
Ye Xuning had finally saved up enough money, left the Bureau, and moved to a small city to live as a rich woman.
The silly, sweet heroine from the original novel: Ningning, where did you go? Waaaah! I can't live without you!
Tang Ke: I'll put up a ten-million reward for anyone who can help me find Ye Xuning.
Yi Yue: I've always been indifferent by nature, but I'll try to be a good person. Ningning, don't leave me!
A lazy, money-loving Bone Demoness vs. a Wolf Demon assassin on the verge of turning evil and hopelessly in love
Check out my upcoming story: The CEO Novel's Substitute Gets Rich by Racking Up Enemies
What's it like to transmigrate into a CEO romance as a substitute hated and despised by every male supporting character?
Shu Zhiyu: Thanks for asking. The more they hate me, the richer I get. Thanks to those male supporting characters, I'm financially independent!
Shu Zhiyu transmigrated into a CEO romance novel as a cannon-fodder substitute with the same name, along with a System.
Aside from looking just like the heroine, the substitute was useless in every way. She was greedy and shameless, and cluelessly fell in love with a male supporting character, only to be abandoned when the heroine returned from abroad.
Burdened by enormous debts, the abandoned substitute chose to end her life after running out of options.
The System told Shu Zhiyu that the male supporting characters' dislike and hatred of her could be converted into cash rewards.
After spending more than twenty years poor in her previous life, Shu Zhiyu was deeply tempted by the chance to live again while owing hundreds of thousands in debt.
And so:
During an interview,
The film emperor responded generously to the media: "Now that Liu Jun is married, I've moved on. I see her as a little sister now..."
Shu Zhiyu: "No, you haven't. Senior Ye recently used work and money to threaten and tempt me into being Shu Liujun's substitute. Is that okay to say? Oh, I just said it. Hehe!"
The reporters: "..."
[ Ding! Male supporting character's hatred +20. Congratulations, Host, you've earned a 200,000-yuan reward. ]
At an upscale restaurant,
The CEO of a publicly listed company sighed: "No matter how much she looks like her, she has nowhere near one ten-thousandth of Liujun's grace when she eats..."
Shu Zhiyu rolled her eyes: "Even if Shu Liujun ate a stinky sock, you'd say it was elegant and that you loved her. Stop putting me down to praise her. Eat if you want to, or get lost!"
System: [Ding! Male supporting character's hatred +4. Congratulations, Host, you've earned a 40,000-yuan reward.]
An hour later,
The CEO: "Are you free the day after tomorrow? I just got a yacht..."
In the corner of a banquet hall,
A refined, cultured male supporting character in a management position confessed his love to the heroine: "Liujun, I just want you to know that I've been waiting for you all this time, and my feelings have never changed..."
The heroine covered her face, moved.
Shu Zhiyu popped her head out: "But didn't you ask me to be your secret lover last month? What do you mean, your feelings have never changed?"
[Ding! Male supporting character's hatred +30...]
The rich second-generation campus heartthrob gritted his teeth: "You may not measure up to Sister Liujun, but if you stay by my side obediently, I can..."
[ Ding! Friendly reminder: This male supporting character has transferred his affections to the heroine. His hatred cannot be converted or cashed out. ]
Shu Zhiyu was disappointed and turned to leave. "Goodbye forever, useless man."
A scumbag with no leek value was a waste of her time, even to look at.
Set a small goal: make ten million first!
System: Host, you should dream bigger. Broaden your horizons!
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Theme: Choose the way of life you love
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