A Three Kingdoms Moocher

Qiao Tai transmigrated with a Three Kingdoms card game he had made himself, then got hacked to the ground the very next second. Health: 9%. Critical condition! He opened the game interface. The nearby characters were listed as follows: 1. Your cheapskate father, Qiao Xuan Profile: The poorest Grand Commandant in history. Qiao Xuan held many high offices during the late Han, serving as Minister over the Masses, Minister of Works, and Grand Commandant. Despite earning the highest salary, he couldn't even afford a coffin when he died. Right now, Qiao Xuan's youngest son, Qiao Zheng, has been kidnapped at the family gate. The kidnappers are demanding money, but Qiao Xuan is short on cash. Left with no choice, he orders a pursuit. The furious kidnappers kill their hostage... That's right, you're Qiao Zheng. 2. Cao Cao, investigating the case, and his subordinates, who are slacking off. Profile: Cao Cao, Commandant of the North District of Luoyang (a police precinct chief), came to rescue the hostage. Unfortunately, you died too quickly, and he deeply regrets it. Though he didn't do much to help, Cao Cao's bravery and decisiveness in capturing the kidnappers earn him the Grand Commandant Qiao Xuan's admiration. Slacking off is fun, but it isn't very good for you, the hostage. 3. Jia Xu, passing by to buy sesame flatbread Profile: As a strategist in the making, Jia Xu can infer autumn from a falling leaf. From the fact that you were stabbed by kidnappers, he senses that Luoyang is about to descend into chaos. He decides to feign illness, resign from office, and return home to keep himself out of trouble... Qiao Tai quietly poured all his attribute points into constitution, just barely clinging to life. From then on, an odd character joined the strategist alliance: he was the strongest fighter among strategists and the most brilliant tactician among generals, a rare genius coveted by every warlord. Qiao Tai: Thanks for the offer, but I'm just here to earn a living. I really don't want to be a lord! Also, that friends list someone wanted to destroy has been shown off again. Theme: Though I have seen the vastness of the world, I still cherish the green of every plant