[Harry Potter] Hogwarts's Point-Deduction Machine

The moment the archive scholar Latifa opened her eyes, she saw a disheveled, bearded man dressed like a beggar pointing a little wooden stick at her. "Sahduh12&×% (×." She frowned and cast a spell to understand languages. The man bared his teeth and threatened her. "Hand over what you have on you." Latifa, whose alignment was Lawful Evil, smiled. "Thank you. I really need some money to tide me over." After arriving in a different world, Latifa happily slept rough every day. At first, she did it in Knockturn Alley. "But it was so crowded there. I think sleeping on a Muggle street is much more comfortable." A kind Muggle woke her and gave her a free breakfast. Then they enthusiastically offered to find her a job. "I knew the gifts of fate always come with a price. I shouldn't have eaten that breakfast. I don't want to work," Latifa said. "So I had to tell him I'd already found a job and was about to start. Then I sent my resume to Hogwarts by owl. I hear their Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor usually only lasts a year." Dumbledore looked at the utterly halfhearted resume. In the photo, a black-haired, red-eyed woman smiled at him. Latifa had written on it: "I'm amazing at Dark Magic!" An everyone-survives kind of story, with nonsensical references and no romance. It contains DND elements and is a lighthearted comedy. And Latifa really is evil. All my favorite characters are at Hogwarts! Theme: Judge good deeds by actions, not intentions.