My Whole Family Transmigrated, but I'm the Only Native

Coming soon: After I Became the Beauty Everyone Fought Over, I Decided to Lie Flat [The rest of the story will undergo major revisions and differ from pirated versions. Dear readers, please support the official release.] Eighteen years ago, a family surnamed Xue moved to Taoyuan Village in Qingzhou County. The Xue family's third daughter was charming and adorable, the prettiest girl for miles around, yet she was still unmarried at sixteen. After her tenth matchmaking date ended in failure, Third Miss Xue ran home to complain to her mother. "Mother, he said our whole family is weird." Her mother furrowed her delicate brows and set down her work. "What's weird about us?" Xue Ruyi pouted. "He said Second Brother loves to brag, always talking about building airplanes. Eldest Brother is always messing around in the fields, trying to breed potatoes or something. And Father is the worst. Men shouldn't be in the kitchen, but he's at home cooking every day, with no ambition." "He also said I'm neither virtuous nor refined, and that my pretty face is wasted on me." Xue's father came running out with a spatula, furious. "How dare he look down on my daughter? I'll crack his skull open!" Her eldest and second brother hurried to stop him. Xue Ruyi shook her head, looking guilty. "Don't bother. I already beat him so badly he can't get out of bed. He has three broken ribs. Mother, you'll just have to set them for him." Her mother: "..." Good thing she was a surgeon, or the family would have been paying off ten suitors' medical bills. The second son of the Wang family was a peerless genius, but he suffered from a chronic illness. Abbot Jiaye declared that he wouldn't live past twenty-three. One winter, at the age of twenty-two, he was passing through Qingzhou when he was ambushed and rescued by a young woman. The girl carried a rare medicine. One pill could ease his illness, and she supposedly had a famous doctor in her family. Wang Erlang looked at the girl's sparkling eyes and wondered how he could stay and get treated. He heard they were looking for a live-in son-in-law, but that was no easy position to take. The girl had two older brothers and a father, and all three were now eyeing him suspiciously, ready to test him. "Is the sky round?" "Do you know the Pythagorean theorem?" "Why does fruit fall down?" Wang Erlang, learned in ancient and modern affairs and widely read: "???" After being made to look like a grade-schooler, he realized he seemed to have only one option: seduction. For years after they married, the people at the Duke of Wang's mansion in the capital were most afraid of Xue Ruyi going back to her parents' home. That whole family was terrifying. Lord Wang gave his son earnest advice. "Erlang, you have to indulge Ruyi." Madam Wang chimed in. "Yes, make sure you never upset her." Wang Erlang made a pained face. "I can indulge her in anything else, but I can't put up with her making me solve an advanced math problem every night before she'll let me go to sleep!" #A wacky, lively style# #Read or drop it as you like; no need to tell me if you quit# #The male lead is a scheming, sickly obsessive type (and will eventually join the wife's family)# #The female lead was born after her transmigration and is face-blind (she can't tell beauty from ugliness)# [Coming soon: After I Became the Beauty Everyone Fought Over, I Decided to Lie Flat] The eldest daughter of the Shen family was born into wealth. Her grandmother doted on her, her father adored her, and her stepmother was kind. She was as lovely as snow and jade. It was easy to imagine she would grow up to be a breathtaking beauty with skin like snow and flowerlike features. The young masters of every family eagerly awaited her coming of age, hoping to marry her. But years later, the once-lovely little girl had eaten her way into a plump young woman who outweighed a thousand gold coins. Everyone lamented and backed away, declaring that they would rather die than marry Shen Fuqu. Just as the Shen family was growing anxious, Shen Fuqu chose a handsome, refined husband who was blind. The young masters of the noble families breathed a huge sigh of relief: fat girl + blind man = a perfect match. After overworking herself to death, office worker Shen Ruyi transmigrated into an ancient aristocratic family. She was happily pampered until she turned five, then suddenly realized that not only had she transmigrated, she had become the coveted beauty in a comic who would ultimately die a tragic death as a femme fatale. People in the Great Yan Dynasty were known for their literary refinement, and everyone was especially fond of slim waists. Girls who were too plump were always dismissed. Terrified, Shen Fuqu gulped down several bowls of rice, then "accidentally" ate herself into a ball. But beauties had special constitutions. Not only did she have a natural fragrance, her digestion was so good she could lose weight in her sleep. Eating all she wanted clearly wasn't safe enough. She needed to find someone who wouldn't mind her size, and who would soon be sent away to serve as an official, far from the capital. After much consideration, Shen Ruyi chose Wenren Yu: gentle, handsome, and blind, and, most importantly, "incapable." At first, the cold and indifferent Wenren Yu thought it made no difference whom he married. But after falling for his wife, he would hear her strange "inner voice" whenever they went out together. It turned out so many "hussies" had designs on his wife. So the young men of the capital began living miserable lives, constantly getting set up for no reason. The young men of the capital clutched their faces and wept. "This couple is crazy!" Wenren Yu: "I'm pretending to be blind. And as for whether I'm capable, why don't we find out?" Theme: Hard work brings prosperity