[Sorry, everyone, I have to consider putting Secret Identity behind a paywall. I've had a rough time outlining this story since last December, and things got even worse after I started writing it in February. I just haven't been able to get it to a point where I'm satisfied. I rewrote the first 17 chapters over and over, to the point where I had to post my first hiatus notice ever. Even then, I still couldn't make it work. Today I sat down from 8 a.m. until the afternoon, but my mind was completely blank. That's when I knew this book could only end here. I'm truly sorry, everyone. Bowing deeply!]
After retiring from the transmigration agency, Jing Cheng finally got the peaceful retirement he had always wanted. Every day, he watered his flowers, tended his fish, and, under the fond gazes of the old folks, blushed bright red as he joined them for square dancing. Life couldn't be happier!
Jing Cheng: Ah! This is the life I've always dreamed of!
Until one day, an accident breaks out in the park. Jing Cheng subdues a criminal with a practiced hold, right in front of the Lingxiao Mountain sect leader, who has been living incognito.
Lingxiao Mountain sect leader: What the heck?! That's our sect's lost founding palm technique!
Jing Cheng: ??
Then, when an old man's grandson needs to do a kindergarten assignment, Jing Cheng casually produces a beautiful piece of calligraphy, witnessed by a group of retired traditional Chinese painting masters who have been keeping a low profile.
Painting master: Oh my god?! The peerless technique that's vanished from the world of painting!
Jing Cheng: ???
How do they know all this?
Before retiring, Jing Cheng took on many secret identities to complete missions in books: the founding patriarch of Lingxiao Mountain, a nationally renowned master painter, a commander on a battlefield in another world, and more. He thought all those identities would be sealed away forever when he returned to his own world and retired.
But after more and more accidents, everyone weeps with joy: They're back! My sect leader, my brilliance, my beloved... They're all back!
Lingxiao Mountain sect leader: Restoring Lingxiao's glory is our duty!
Huaxia Museum: Without Master Jing, the treasures of Huaxia would languish in darkness for ten thousand years!
Relevant authorities: A true role model, turning the tide when all seemed lost and saving the nation from collapse!
Jing Cheng: ...Help!
How can he not keep his hands to himself? He's ruining his own retirement, one step at a time!
Jing Cheng is heartsick and miserable. At last, when he can't take it anymore and hides at home, he opens the door to find a sharp-featured man sitting on his sofa, nonchalantly changing TV channels. His voice, however, is dangerously serious: "Someone seems to have forgotten a certain promise."
Jing Cheng: "..."
Damn it, why didn't anyone tell me that all the books I'd transmigrated into had merged together?!
Theme: Contribute your part to building a better society
Although, when I see it now, I always have a feeling, forget it if you don't even give me a pennant for free oranges, isn't it shameful to ask for this and that?
The writing is great. It's a pity that I can't see it anymore.
There is something wrong with Gong. Has he been reborn?
Do you have a medical qualification certificate? If you don't, you can't prescribe medicines and give injections, right?
Domestic violence is the most disgusting thing! ! ! No matter male or female!
:-(Oh, touch, it's okay. I'll wait for you when you come back after adjusting to your condition.
Very good, I want to feel comfortable reading this kind of article
Orange: Help! I'm just here to see the furniture! ! !
But are bad people also learning?
I've been waiting for this for a long time. It looks great.
Although, when I see it now, I always have a feeling, forget it if you don't even give me a pennant for free oranges, isn't it shameful to ask for this and that?
The writing is great. It's a pity that I can't see it anymore.
There is something wrong with Gong. Has he been reborn?
Do you have a medical qualification certificate? If you don't, you can't prescribe medicines and give injections, right?
Domestic violence is the most disgusting thing! ! ! No matter male or female!
:-(Oh, touch, it's okay. I'll wait for you when you come back after adjusting to your condition.
Very good, I want to feel comfortable reading this kind of article
Orange: Help! I'm just here to see the furniture! ! !
But are bad people also learning?
I've been waiting for this for a long time. It looks great.