My Husband Never Performs After We Get Married

Lu Ling is the hottest bottom in Hangcheng's social scene. He's flirted with countless handsome guys and never once failed, all while keeping himself out of trouble.

For him, there are only people he doesn't want to flirt with, not people he can't win over...

By a stroke of bad luck, he meets a mixed-race top who remains completely unmoved, stirring up his desire to conquer.

So when Lang Yi proposes marriage at their third meeting, Lu Ling is dazzled by those blue-green eyes and agrees without thinking.

After they get married, Lu Ling pulls out all the stops and tries again and again to seduce Lang Yi. But the man remains unfazed, wearing an infuriatingly aloof expression. The things he says, though, leave Lu Ling blushing and flustered every time...

Wait, who's seducing whom here?

As a master flirt, Lu Ling refuses to back down. He keeps coming up with new ways to tease Lang Yi, and finally concludes...

His husband might actually be impotent.

The accused: ... ...

Worried sick, Lu Ling opens the "All Bottoms Assemble" forum and spends the night writing a tearful post titled "My Husband Is Still No Good After We Got Married." That very night, it shoots to the top of the homepage and gets pinned as hot.

The forum users pool their ideas, egging him on to keep courting disaster.

Until one day, the post stops getting updates. The readers are desperate to hear what happened next, while the long-awaited OP is hiding under the covers, weeping bitterly and regretting everything.

Lang Yi: I hear I'm no good?

Lu Ling: Painful-face.jpg

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Top (Lang Yi): Needs a beating in every way, stubborn and secretly flirtatious, a walking lewd king, cold-faced and scheming

Bottom (Lu Ling): Social butterfly, innocent yet seductive, cuteness is his weapon, smiley and teasing

1. Internet company CEO x pet shop owner

2. A world where same-sex marriage is legal, marriage first, love later, with a one-sided crush becoming mutual.

3. Both are virgins, 1v1, happy ending, sweet and sour with a touch of angst.

Theme: Fill the world with love.