The Flirtatious Succubus Is Good at Keeping Fish

[Ongoing novel: The Immortal Lord's Green Lotus Substitute Is Done With This. Please check it out and add it to your reading list!]

Yin Che is the protagonist of a cultivation furnace novel. Born with the bewitching body of a succubus, he was raised by an Immortal Venerable from childhood and is as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

The Immortal Venerable is noble and aloof, cold and restrained. He has always indulged his disciple in every way, until the succubus's aura is exposed.

The libertine from the Union Joy Sect reforms for his sake. A desireless Buddhist cultivator names him specifically as the one he wants to undergo a love trial with in the mortal world. Even a reclusive ancestor who has been in seclusion for a thousand years is drawn out...

These four are all pillars of the cultivation world, yet they keep entangling themselves with him, wanting to cage him and turn him into a true "plaything."

What will become of him in the end?

The above is the blurb for some smutty novel. Driven by curiosity, Shen Shaotang stayed up all night to finish reading it.

But the further he read, the more he felt like he'd been fed shit.

The protagonist's tragedy stems from his body. Dual cultivation with someone who has a succubus body produces a dramatic boost in cultivation, so several bastards fight over him.

To sum up the story: everyone lets their looks dictate their values. It's vulgar and melodramatic.

Then Shen Shaotang suddenly died in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the book, and one of the "beasts" was right in his face.

The man before him was like a lofty, unattainable moon, yet now he had deigned to bend down.

The impeccably dressed Immortal Venerable looked at him tenderly and spoke with intimate warmth. "Xiao Che, would you come home with me?"

Shen Shaotang: "..."

At the same time, a mechanical voice suddenly rang out in his mind.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound to the conquest System. Before the four big shots ascend, you must correct this story's warped values and achieve a 1v1 ending."

Also known as: #The Exes' Battle Royale After I Dumped Them# #Every Secret Identity Is Someone's One True Love# #I Cultivate by Fixing the Plot#

A beauty succubus shou, a devoted actor with many secret identities who loves to tease and ensnare people x a mysterious gong, an aloof flower on a high peak, a righteous paragon who fiercely protects his own and is on the verge of ascension

P.S. Check out my completed novel, The Third Senior Brother Got the Script. It's available on my profile. A sweet everyday story with an older shou and a younger gong, 1v1 all the way!

Upcoming novel

1. The Immortal Lord's Green Lotus Substitute Is Done With This

Synopsis:

Immortal Lord Beiheng is the leader of the righteous path. They say that although countless people admire him, he has no interest in beauty and never descends to the mortal world. He is the most noble and immaculate person in the immortal sects.

Tao Zhi is the young lord of the demon realm and the sworn enemy of the righteous sects. After failing his tribulation, he is reborn as a green lotus in the pond of Immortal Lord Beiheng.

Tao Zhi: How thrilling. I've ended up right under my natural enemy's nose!

He has to keep his secret identity under wraps. He absolutely cannot let that bastard Immortal Lord Beiheng find out.

So Tao Zhi hides his little claws and does whatever the Immortal Lord tells him, all so he can gather spiritual energy and regain his true form as soon as possible. Then he'll give Immortal Lord Beiheng a grand present to repay him for this grudge.

By chance, Tao Zhi learns that the Immortal Lord has a white moonlight in his heart, and that Tao Zhi is merely that person's substitute. Everyone assumes Tao Zhi will be devastated, but in truth, Tao Zhi is laughing wildly inside.

A substitute? That's great! Be a good substitute, and won't all those rare treasures needed to regain his true form just come his way?

With such a bright future right in front of him, why wait? Tao Zhi gets even more excited!

His white moonlight is frail, so Tao Zhi spends every day lazily leaning by the window, looking as if the slightest breeze could carry him away.

The Immortal Lord: "What are you doing?"

Tao Zhi coughs up a mouthful of blood, gazes at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and recites, "Red beans grow in the southern lands; in spring, how many branches sprout..."

His white moonlight is elegant and magnanimous, so Tao Zhi sheaths his claws and smooths out his rough edges. He can even tolerate his beloved's lover climbing into bed with him.

The Immortal Lord grits his teeth. "You're not angry?"

Tao Zhi: "No. As long as you're happy and content."

Tao Zhi diligently plays the part of the white moonlight while never stopping his scavenging of the Immortal Lord's residence for rare treasures. He doesn't realize that the Immortal Lord is looking at him more and more strangely.

Everyone thinks that the little green lotus in the Immortal Lord's residence will eventually be driven out of the immortal sects. After all, a white moonlight and a substitute are worlds apart.

The immortals wait and wait, until Immortal Lord Beiheng, famed across the five realms, holds a Dao companion ceremony. He takes the "substitute" by the hand, the usual coldness gone from his brow, and gives him all his love.

"He is my only Dao companion in this life. He has always been the one, from beginning to end."

The immortals are in an uproar: What did we miss along the way?

Tao Zhi: ...I want to know too.

A quick-tempered, straightforward, sunny green lotus shou x an Immortal Lord of the righteous path, immaculate in public but crazy and possessive in private

P.S. Check out my completed novel, The Third Senior Brother Got the Script. Senior and junior brother romance, absolutely delicious!

Theme: Stand on your own feet and find meaning in life