The Little Mermaid Wants to Win Over Her Husband

1. A secret among A City's wealthy elite: Jiang Xun may have a face that screams top, and he likes men, but he is impotent.

Poor young master Bai Luo was completely smitten the moment he laid eyes on Jiang Xun.

When he heard the rumors, he didn't care at all.

He thumped his chest and vowed: "No problem. I can do it. I can be the 'top' for love!"

2. Young master Bai Luo is actually a little mermaid.

He has never been in love before, so he secretly bought a copy of The Guide to Becoming a Top and followed it to the letter, doing his best to woo his man.

The guide says:

Prepare gifts thoughtfully to express your love.

Offer frequent physical comfort to convey your love.

Bravely protect your partner to deepen your love.

So young master Bai Luo...

Pried pearls out of the walls of his own home and made them into a bracelet for Jiang Xun.

Dragged over a little stool, shakily climbed on it, and wrapped Jiang Xun in a tight embrace.

Rallied his shrimp-and-crab relatives and friends to beat up the people who bullied Jiang Xun.

3. Jiang Xun has been troubled lately: someone has their eye on him. Some little mermaid has actually vowed to top him.

Hah, what an overestimation of his abilities.

He even gave him a bracelet. He'd never wear it. What if it got scratched?

He even takes the initiative to hug him. He's not falling for that. What, not even a kiss?

He actually dares to get into a group fight? Damn it, let's see who the hell dares lay a finger on even one scale of his precious darling!

4. One morning, Jiang Xun woke up after drinking and experienced the legendary soreness of being run over by a car.

Jiang Xun stared in shock. "Why does my butt hurt so much?!"

Bai Luo covered his mouth and giggled. "Hehe, I helped you back to the hotel last night. I couldn't carry you, so you fell on your butt a few times."

Then he added with a completely sincere expression, "Want me to rub it for you?"

Later,

After Jiang Xun bullied Bai Luo so badly he couldn't get out of bed for days, Bai Luo finally realized:

It seemed he'd been tricked. His top was actually that impressive.

It seemed he'd learned it all wrong. He'd bought The Guide to Becoming a Sub!

As the wise say: Don't believe rumors, and never read pirated books!!!

Notes:

1. One-on-one romance, both each other's first love, in both body and heart.

2. Bai Luo (lively, adorable sunshine boy, the bottom) x Jiang Xun (a top who says one thing and means another, tsundere and possessive).

Theme: Be brave and pursue the person you love.