Blurb:
This novel's application for a contract was rejected again. After thinking it over, I decided to post the whole thing anyway. I've written so much that I can't bear to delete it from my documents, but leaving it there is an eyesore. If you happen to come across it, maybe it's fate. I don't expect encouragement or praise. If it gives you something to laugh at or complain about in your boring life, then at least it wasn't a waste of time posting it on Jinjiang.
I also wrote a few practice pieces earlier, and I'll post them one by one. Little cuties, feel free to roast them as much as you like...
Mu Qingqian is a general's daughter, skilled in medicine and martial arts. Then, in one careless moment on the battlefield, she was killed.
Except she didn't die. Somehow, she ended up in the body of a young woman who had been impersonating a wealthy family's daughter and sent to the prince's manor to bring good fortune to the dying heir. At a glance, the manor's red wedding curtains had been replaced by white funeral drapes, but the heir still had a breath left in him.
The man wasn't dead yet, but they'd already sent the physician away and changed him into a shroud. Mu Qingqian was furious...
She treated him with acupuncture, but he still wouldn't wake up?
There's nothing a beating can't solve. Thump! Thump! A few blows later...
Zhuang Jinran: "That hurts!"
Mu Qingqian: "Good. That means you're not dead!"
One day, Zhuang Jinran suddenly realized his position as head of the household was in jeopardy, so he asked, "Wife, who's in charge in our home?"
Mu Qingqian: "Didn't you say I could make all the decisions?"
Zhuang Jinran: "Did I say that?"
Mu Qingqian: "You can take it back if you want!"
Zhuang Jinran was overjoyed. "Really?"
Mu Qingqian said leisurely, "Master said that if my future husband doesn't listen, I should beat him until he does!"
Zhuang Jinran: ...
Kunlun's summit is a sacred mountain;
The Dragon Saliva Token, the Birth of All Things: May all living beings be spared from devastation;
A thousand-year love, a ten-thousand-year debt: Wind and clouds rise, and fate leaves us helpless;
The eastern wind brings the dawn: May the spirit return to its place and shine across mountains and seas!
The whole story is silly, with no historical setting. Don't overanalyze it!
Theme: The Dragon Saliva Clan is responsible for all living things.
