Wei Yi and Jiaya, two best friends who love and fight each other, were just about to head to an anime convention.
They were kidnapped by a System that claimed to offer a relaxing retirement transmigration, but was actually running a battle royale game.
It gave them pirated superpowers: Human Disco and Filth.
Then it tossed them a simple beginner quest: Find a mate for a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Wei Yi put on a fake smile. "What a *simple beginner quest*. Is this actually a quest to hunt us down?"
With a Thunder Tyrannosaurus on their heels, Jiaya carried Wei Yi and made a spectacular escape, only to transmigrate right in front of the Real Double Black...
And, in a moment of carelessness, they got bound to Real Double Black and formed a battle royale team with them...
And so began a spectacular survival adventure, with Pirated Double Black leading Real Double Black through one deadly game after another... and occasionally kicking the bucket for good measure.
Race wheelchairs in retirement. A hardcore, heavy-firepower racing game.
Enjoy the ultimate lightweight experience. Dodge space rocks for five minutes.
Take in the wonders of Western fantasy. Dragon-slaying heroes.
Get an early taste of the joy of dying. Survive ten days in the apocalypse.
Enjoy a happy retirement in the countryside. A coloring game about occupying cities.
Welcome to the beautiful Dragon Palace of the East. Search the seabed for a needle before the Great Sage gets there.
A trip isn't complete without some interstellar scenery. Make a spectacular escape through an ABO world with a cat.
Experience the joy of being in your element as another species. A mermaid's survival story.
Taste the delicacies of a master chef. Have fun in a world of food.
The four-player team thought it was absurd, but had a great time, so they decided to give the System a five-star review, paid in installments.
[Feel-Good Comedy]
Theme: Be a happy comedian. Make every day a happy one.
